#shippingplier

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Seeing as fucking rubberbang has sucked me into the vortex of shipping trash even more than before...

Kitty!Ross. And Markibunny. At the shelter, as tiny cute babies, and Ross declaring that he is now Mark’s older brother and will protect him. And Mark never agrees to let himself get adopted because they never want to take Ross in too, and Ross calls him a dummy, but cuddles him extra hard that night because he doesn’t want to be lonely. And then one day Arin comes in to pick out a pet, and he and Mark meet and it’s just wham! Instant connection. But Mark can’t go without Ross, and when Arin sees the despairing look the two share, and the way Ross tries to shove Mark towards him he smiles and says that he’s got this friend who really needs the company, and if Ross wants, he can come with them.

And this is how I get my egoplier cake and can eat the rubberbang one too.

I...I don’t even know anymore, okay? I am full of feels. Don’t look at me.

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Okay, okay. So Markitty is super cute, yeah? We can all agree on that, I guess, especially if there are certain people and the scritching of ears involved.

But have you ever considered Markibunny? With two bunny ears and a poofy little tail and oh god I can’t stop thinking about this what is this fresh hell.

...Add in wolf pack Grumps and boom! Instant fun.

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So. Nightmare Before Christmas AU - Jack as...well, Jack and Mark as Sally. It is so late it’s early again for me, so this makes great sense right now.

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Does anybody else just love to speculate on people’s daemons? From the His Dark Materials trilogy? Because I am usually terrible at it, but from time to time you look at a person and you just know what their daemon would be. And every time I see these cuties I am absolutely convinced that Markiplier’s daemon would be a Red Panda.

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avengersaremyforte replied to your post: avengersaremyforte replied to your pos...

Lol and he kinda turns out to be like the Box ghost from Danny Phantom, everywhere and super easy to catch. Like Mark tries super hard for them to catch him and he’ll always be super flirty with Arin and Dan until Bob it Wade pick him up.

And one day Bob and Wade just had it UP TO HERE with Mark's strange way of flirting and decide that NO, they won't run all over creation to pick him up this time!

So an increasingly flustered Mark has to sit through them both reciprocating the flirting and he blushes so much and keeps stammering when they start groping him to, heh, check for hidden weapons.

And by then Wade managed to talk Bob into rescuing their friend/boss and both get quite an eyeful. They both shriek like an enraged mother walking in on the boyfriend sexing up their daughter.

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avengersaremyforte replied to your post: avengersaremyforte replied to your pos...

Oh god I can see it now, they get into a huge epic battle and one of them gets hurt and Mark stops everything and is like ‘oh god I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to hurt you, are you okay, heres a band aid.’ And the others are like ‘the fuck is he doing?’ Lol and poor bob and wade are like ‘not again’ in the corner.Meanwhile Mark is still apologizing for attacking them.

He's even giving helpful tips, like, really guys, he's practically Mole Man if you take his glasses away.

Aaaaaand then we cut to Mark tied up in their Superhero base, gagged probably because he wouldn't stop complimenting them on a job well done and remarking about the amazing interior design.

At first they are sure he is just super sarcastic, but as it turns out, he means every word. 

And then there is ust and Arin trying to evoke some foe yay, but Mark is just so nice that it's just normal flirting. But before it gets anywhere, Wade and Bob turn up and epically cockblock rescue Mark.

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avengersaremyforte replied to your post: avengersaremyforte replied to your pos...

Oh god I love this. So much! That’s how cuteiplier took over the world!

I, for one, welcome our cute new overlord.

For real, though, Mark would be the worst villain ever. He'd keep trying to help people and give advice to the heroes.

...oh God. The Grumps as the stereotypical Superhero group and Mark is a villain, who isn't really evil, but rather works on dismantling the Evil League from within.

But only his loyal minions Bob and Wade know this.

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avengersaremyforte replied to your post: avengersaremyforte replied to your pos...

Oh god yes I can just see those meetings. “Hello my names Dan.” “Hello Dan” “Today Mark got super excited about Space and geek out for about three hours and I couldn’t tell if I was going to die from his cuteness or how hard I was.”

Oh god, with special guests Bob and Wade, and everybody asks them "How do you even manage to survive?" and Wade stares into the distance, while Bob just adjusts his glasses supercool and goes "You deal with it." And then they tell a story about how Mark once came home with a kitten he found all alone and cold on the street and how he spent the evening caring for it.

And everybody dies.

And that's the story of how supervillain Mark defeated the Youtube community through sheer adorableness.

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