#shire shitposts

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silhouette cutting machines might be right for you!

I really recommend getting silhouette brand if you:

Plan to use it for less than a year before throwing it away

Don't have electricity

Love spending hours troubleshooting the registration marks

Enjoy spending extra money on premium features you can't use

Hate talking to customer support (because there isn't any)

Have a deficiency in stress in your life

Look forward to cutting nothing ever!

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"Roast me," I say, turning the water on hotter than is medically advisable

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when i have multiple posts racing upward in notes at once its like dont worry kids dad loves you all equally (reblogs my favorite and lets the others struggle on their own merit)

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How does it feel knowing my mistake of send the ham has more notes then any of my posts

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the fear I felt with the blurred pink mass in my inbox under the harried confession of mistakes

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i know nothing about bugs but you draw them so pretty that i’ve decided i love bugs now

WRONG!

you are bugs

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The reindeer have become catholic

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fanart of the most beautiful boy you've ever seen and 3 ordinary joes