#shit doesn't work

[antdoesfitness]

Got sick the other day. Thankfully I had frozen some chicken noodle soup in the cubes. Them bitches came in so handy, that's all I ate yesterday, did not feel like cooking at all.

Sudafed and chicken noodle soups for the win

[callmeizukunotdeku]

Your top 5 favorite type of faucets

gooseneck fauces (I love those fuckers they're so scrungly)

your mother, but only on Tuesday between three and four

angle cock (this is a type of faucet; I'm sure you'll get pictures of it if you Google the words angle cock; you should try it)

deck mount (they're simple and they work)

centerset (it's sleek)

[maluron]

Why in FUCK is Tumblr spamming my dash with Our Flag Means Death "based on your likes" posts???? Look I know that several of my friends are into it, good for them, and yes it sort of looks like something I could enjoy given the chance, but I also know for a fact that I haven't liked a single OFMD post in the first place. Not. One. So, kindly fuck off with your skewed non-recs. Fastest way to make me block the stuff without giving it that chance. (Pity, because had you not spammed me with it I could have come to like it. But no: fuck you Tumblr. Fuck you.)

[whatshehassaid]

Doctor: yeah you have fibro

Me: ok good at least I have a diagnosis...soooo... what can we do to limit the pain

Doctor: drink water

Me: *looks into the camera*

[jammielambie]

Off topic. It’s comforting to see how many people know that, realistically, you shouldn’t try to suck the poison out. 

[yandere-necromancer]

Note to self:

Never buy dollar store cough medicine again.

[solacoaster]

Dear insomnia,

fuck you

[colombianxs]

PLEASE TELL ME HOW DO I BECOME HEALTHY AGAIN IVE BEEN SICK FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS IM NOT LIKING IT