#shit off

[ihateitherexx]

How about you tell us a story where you show us your tits? They are the best part about you and honestly one of the only interesting things about you, it’s what we’re all here for anyway

Anon I’m so dead ass, go fuck ya mother

The best part about me, first of all, is how good I am at sucking dick and second of all, everyone else is enjoying story time except you you ungrateful loser

[bietromaximoff]

fuck mcu pietro maximoff

[gacktova]

[piddleswicke]

FFS Noel you sexy beast

[wack-ashimself]

Words are funny. I say 'you know what pisses me off?' all the time, but...how do you get pissed off? Like, seriously. Also, how do you fuck off? Can you shit off? We should def have a shit off. lmfao

[theseareafewofmyfavoritewords]

[the-love-i-crave]

i hate advertisements and marketing so fucking much. i cannot go a few fucking meters without seeing a sign of a tavern, without seeing an ad for a café. theres advertisements on modt buses, theres advertisements on traffic lights. theres advertisements inside of buildings. i hate this