#shit's nasty

[dragon-fat]

have a bunch of quirky coffee quotes for free i guess

[canichangemyblogname]

No. Because why does milk. MILK. have such a choke hold on America?

Why were we all required to drink milk at school?

Why did our doctors and parents insist we drink it?

[vaticinatrix]

studying microbiology classes in public is just like

*turns brightness all the way down*

*looks over my shoulder to make sure no one sees the image in the powerpoint*

Goddamn that’s gross  *continues to eat my bagel*

[hazmatmaid]

I haven’t seen lancer in a while how’s the little lad doing nowadays?

In all seriousness, I’d prefer to be focusing on other things right now. He’s had his share of attention.

[sugarspunfaerie-archive]

Uuuggghhhh I have a canker sore right next to one of my wisdom teeth. Why did it have to be there of all places??

[transmascnepetaleijon]

my gf was also into yaoi at the time and we used to talk ab it a lot, but for me, the best part of us having this mutual interest was that after we started dating we both abandoned the genre completely and she transfered her tastes to yuri.

makes me think what will happen after we see each other again...

[sakae-chan]

I guess tims changed their cinnamon rolls so they're made with cream cheese frosting now, and I had no idea until I took a bite. They might as well have just poisoned it

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

attempted a stir-fry

failed miserably