you’re not flawed, darling

you’re just a little under-rehearsed Jamie ~ 30 ~ England ~ Queer ~ He/They I'm into a bunch of fandoms, I like drawing, singing, writing, acting and various other things. Chibi commissions open on Ko-fi! Please don't send me chain messges!

[ste-llajo]

Except Gale would say please

[secondbeatsongs]

ask and you shall receive, @nothorses​​

[swagpaws]

ID: 1.) A video of the wizard pondering an orb, edited so that an AMV of Jon Arbuckle set to the song You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring is playing in the orb. 2.) A screenshot of a post by tumblr user @ nothorses that says, “Wish I knew how to edit the orb pondering image so it’s dance fucker dance john arbuckle inside the orb.” End ID.

[armandyke]

Thinking about how it's been literally one episode and we've already seen how much of Armand's trauma has been twisted to haunt him. On the one hand there are people sexualising and objectifying him and taking goofy pictures with his painting and on the other you have a coven of vampires adopting the name of the cult that brutally abused him, while claiming that he is their inspiration. He should be allowed to kill every single living creature on earth.

[awhitetulip1997]

Why is no one asking about Lesmand in these interviews or addressing their relationship in the reviews. Armand and Lestat’s fraught relationship with each other is so prevalent and reoccurring in the books. They cycle through love and hate but always find away to forgive each other. I’m worried that their relationship doesn’t seem important to anyone (fans who like endgame ships, the writers who haven’t brought it up or the interviewers/reviewers who clearly have seen at least 6 episodes and haven’t asked Assad or Sam). I understand that Loustat and Devil’s Minion are popular and beloved ships (and I like both) but Lesmand is a core relationship of the whole series and I really want to know something about them to look forward to.

[reticent-vampire]

Assad Zaman as Armand Interview with the Vampire 2.04

[itselitsa]

Dada

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[shuploc]

Lestat portrait 🩸 I've always wanted to draw something from this scene

[mechabert]

Chad: BOB BOB THIS ONE’S FOR YOU!! *misses*

[one-beer-is-not-enough]

Genuinely hating how this turned out but alas

[panelshowsource]

[kosmogrl]

[creatrixcymraes]

me, my husband and my son are in a constant cycle of echolalia and nonsense

I once saw a panel from a Popeye comic on here about him having "bonkus of the conkus" (ie hitting his head) and now we all say that phrase constantly, as well as using "bonkers of the conkers" (a natural mutation) to mean something that's wild/crazy

and occasionally a cashier at the supermarket makes small talk about how hot the weather is and I reply, yeah, bonkers of the conkers!

[creatrixcymraes]

the comic in question, if you even care

[w0rmsmeatofme]

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

[fieldexplores]

I Swear - Gator Days

[a-peach-in-space]

[raccoonmilf]

One of the symptoms of narcolepsy is called automatic behaviors where you’re…doing shit automatically. Cause you’ve fallen asleep. And one of my biggest ones is picking up my phone and opening Facebook or TikTok and scrolling, but sometimes I’ll Google stuff and once I came too and I had googled “swet goat kind eyds” and “beaufik long esred gosf” and was just scrolling through photos of goats

[retquits]

this is miss jpeg.

she is NOT brave. she will NOT show up to the function. she is bad at both COMMUNICATING AND EXISTING ! if you walk a little too close to her she will CRY and SKITTER AWAY like a BUGE . ☝️