you’re not flawed, darling

you’re just a little under-rehearsed Jamie ~ 30 ~ England ~ Queer ~ He/They I'm into a bunch of fandoms, I like drawing, singing, writing, acting and various other things. Chibi commissions open on Ko-fi! Please don't send me chain messges!

[hgedits]

They'll be ready. I expect so. They have a great teacher.

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.

[blumineck]

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[hel-looks]

Jicke, 19

“My sweater and boots were bought from a friend. Belt buckle, pants, necklace and bag are from a thrift store but the belt itself I sewed from scrap denim. My girlfriend got me the sunglasses, after she somehow broke both of the hinges from my last pair. I think my style is just inspired by what I see on my friends, people on the streets ,or on the internet. I try to wear what looks and feels good to me.”

27 June 2026, Yliopistonkatu

[kenta-nikki]

あくびでお魚を吸い寄せるコジロー（嘘）

[s0rinarl]

🪸🐟🐠🫧

This is actually a scene that's just been bouncing around in my head for a while now, so instead of actually writing it down and continuing my fic, I decided to make it into a comic!

(textless version under the cut to gaze at the fishies)

[s0rinarl]

What genuinely possessed me to draw an 11 page comic with this coloring style, oh my god

[creature-lala]

I finally escaped from the clutches of the rogues long enough to make some batfam doodles

The first drawing was inspired by this panel from fear state I think? Or the cowardly lot not sure

It was so cute I had to draw it hehe

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[doggirlpaws]

with what weapon?

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[alexconan]

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[thegrindingwheel]

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

[draconym]

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

[sirguyofnothing]

why isnt merrill the veilhopper

when will varric finally die

[beebundt]

the only throuple. ever !!!

[trans-masc-culture-is]

transmasc culture is projecting what you wish you looked/were like onto your cis male oc