🤟 Got the 💩 strap for the 🚽🎸! #AiXeLsyD13 #AllMyAxes #Shitar #RussLorenz https://www.instagram.com/p/CCMvwZEDZtd/?igshid=trbm7s4se15y
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🤟 Got the 💩 strap for the 🚽🎸! #AiXeLsyD13 #AllMyAxes #Shitar #RussLorenz https://www.instagram.com/p/CCMvwZEDZtd/?igshid=trbm7s4se15y
Here's the #Shitar again with the toilet paper roll holder attached. #Guitar #Guitars #AllMyAxes #ToiletSeat #ToiletGuitar #Commodocaster #TPForMyBunghole #RussLorenz https://www.instagram.com/p/CBrOdT8jiKp/?igshid=ldcy937vf052
Remember when I was posting #AllMyAxes? Well, the herd has grown! Behold, the #Shitar! It's by custom builder Russ Lorenz that I found (or maybe he found me) via a Partscaster Facebook group. Russ asked a bunch of questions to get me the right options on this baby. There's a coil-tapped Humbucker in the bridge with that glorious white cover. That hinge is to hang a toilet paper roll! I ordered a poop emoji strap for it. While I love subtle humor, no one ever accused my guitars of being subtle. I used to toss in a bit of stage antics too. This is glorious. @bcarroll_13 says "Happy Father's Day!" Ha ha. Besides "Everybody Poops" by Ernie and the Berts and "Shitman" by Green Jellö... what kind of playlist do I need for this one? Excuse me while I go wrote my next two hit songs... "The Taco Bell Shuffle" and "Mud Butt from Pizza Hut." #Guitar #Guitars #CustomBuild #💩 #🚽 #🎸 https://www.instagram.com/p/CBq8woNDKoB/?igshid=1aeuf8iwpnja1
I smell sex and candy... #icantsmellsexorcandy #imcongested #guitar #shitar #singing #sing #song #aspaed #aspæd #sick #balls
Damnit Ultimate-Guitar, get your shit together.
I'm here plucking strings like an idiot, and I wanted to play some badass carols.