Apr 25, 2012
Last year i was going to get a pet tarantula, and then I realized that I was arachnophobic.
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Last year i was going to get a pet tarantula, and then I realized that I was arachnophobic.
Bern
So this weekend is
Fred Fest and that means Bern will be saying a lot of crazy shit. This might mean that i will finally be able to post about some of the strange places she has been known to pee.
I would fuck him sideways, and by that i mean i love you God
Bern
NOOOOOOOO my ass is sun burnt. I have a tan line on my butt crack. Ahhhh my butt is burnt, I burnt my butt.
-Bern
I don't think I miss him. I was just really emotional because I was watching One Direction.
Bern
Me: Have you ever heard of Harold and Maude?
Bern: I am on a website called marijuana.com
I don't think there would ever be a chill zombie show... yo dude i just want to eat some brains and talk about life. That would be my kind of zombie show it would be called zombies are people too.
-Bern
I could probably bounce a quarter off of his ass and it would just go off into the sky!
Bern