#shitburger

[discjude]

Trick or treat?

Treat. You get the ShitBurger Meal Combo designed by my friend

[jessica-marie-baumgartner]

There is no such thing as a "nothingburger"

There are, however shitburgers. Like the entire Biden administration.

[remusbuznea]

Watch dis ting: https://vimeo.com/207473441

[retainermcga]

The Boss don't order nobody shitburgers and boss don't eat shitburgers and when people order the boss a shitburger of HE CANT GROW HIS DICK they are reducing themselves they are isolating themselves they are withdrawing into a hotel rent free with pizza delivery/ and then they escape and are held captive and served all the shitburgers that they ordered / the county can serve you up a shit burger on demand worldwide food product shitburger

[stuft]

I think if I was a base stealer, I think---you know those big foam fingers? That’s what I’d use!

--Matt Stairs

[stuft]

It’s Matt Stairs season!

[geftheshittalkingmongoose]

"My eyes change color depending on-"

"EYES CAN'T CHANGE COLOR OMG SDHFKSDF"

no just shut up

eye color can look different depending on lighting because science.

plz stop flipping out on people. they're not saying that their irises can magically change their pigment. they're saying completely valid shit. 

ya shitburger.