#shitforks

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i love that the ratatouille jokes from tumblr have transferred to other apps like tiktok and now people are barely becoming aware of the resume names. like yes we’re hiding in the shadows and the word is spreading.

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today is National Day of Mourning for Indigenous people. may you get peace and may your ancestors have peace after the atrocities they had to face. may they have the healing they weren’t granted while they walked this earth.

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jacob and bella enjoying a sunny day in La Push on the beach eating sandwiches and enjoying each other’s company. there’s no pressure from either of them to be anything other than teens having a good time and talking about the future in a positive light.

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one (1) note and i’ll deck edward cullen.

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y’all ever realize how fucking USELESS the cullens are?? they don’t do much. like they’re wasting away their existence for what??? like i’m sorry but if i didn’t need to sleep i’d just go around helping people instead of being stuck in a high school 8-9 hours of my day. oh my adoptive father is a BILLIONAIRE?? let me make anonymous donations here and there. (we also know alice has stocks somewhere bc she can see the best ones.) like what the fuck y’all?? their white saviour shit magnifies when you see all the shit they don’t do.

anyway, i still don’t like the cullens. does it show?

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y’all will call maria (the woman who changed jasper) evil and then turn around and call jasper a small baby or whatever the fuck and cry about how he’s innocent when he was a full on confederate soldier while maria used her oppressors to get ahead and survive but y’all not racist tho 🥺✨

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the mere thought of edwig cullins makes me so angry.. if i ever see his stupid ass face...

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i’m gonna make a list of tumblr accs i find on my instagram explore page.

just so i can embarrass all of us