#shiting

[girllblogging777]

slytherin boys writers i’m on my knees please cure my birthday depression by writing a mattheo riddle x reader birthday edition

thanks xx

[yagirlyubnub]

speedrunning challenge where you gotta do all the dishes before you violently shit yourself (failed)

[littlesadpluto]

I an not a nihilist, I am an absurdist!

While you worry and mourn at the absence of meaning, I find it terribly hilarious.

We have no purpose, and we should take pride in this. There is no destiny to stop you create the next masterpiece, to destroy the next empire or to shit in the middle of the street.

What the fuck is then stopping you from shiting in the middle of the street?

Do not confuse your thoughts with your duty.

[mad--house]

[d1rtnbl00d]

I'm sitting in my underwear, watching red dwarf with the most important exams of my life tomorrow. Oh whale🐳

[yip678]

Question to all shifters out there,,, can you like uh, shift with another person? Like going into the same reality as them, like theyre the mothr and your the father or something idk how to explain it

[yip678]

does any other shifter like just. randomly shift to your dr in the most random places??? like why am i in my dr i was just in my dads car bro. (then you have to say your safe word)

[cup01d]

please I want Nightwing so bad its not even funny