#shitmypartnersays

[sh-tmypartnersays525]

then we'll be a real cretin-

-in reference to getting an extreme horror shirt and a cryptid hat in the same week

[chronofluiddruid]

[insert-name-here23]

Shit my partner says

*talking about their titties (that’s what they referred to them as)* they’re shaped like Kim possibles boobs, ya know they were kinda triangular

[tomservoindrag]

File Under ‘Sh*t My Boyfriend Says’

Both get out of shower

BF: "OMG it's coooooold!"

(runs out)

“Where are my pajama bottoms??”

(runs past door)

Holy CRAP it’s cold!”

(runs past other way)

“Where’s my robe?”

(runs past again)

“It’s freezing!”

ME: “You know, you could try drying off...” BF: “NOOOOOO!!!”

[clockworkrealm]

My partner: I hate these crusties on my nose piercings. Crusties is bad.

Me: That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal.

My partner: 'is bad' is just right in the title?

[clockworkrealm]

Partner: oh no our love is forbidden

Me: fuck da police

[clockworkrealm]

Today I have learned that chocolate crunchy lava cakes are Satan

[laurenannewinchester]

Shit My Partner Says #3

“You can take me home any night, Eddie Money.”