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[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Instead of typing my pronouns as she/her from here on out I’ll be changing it to her/she because I’m a fucking treat

[rslashrats]

me: *runs into the pet store and immediately gravitates toward the rodent aisle* though nature might be cruel to you and humans even crueler, i will always see you as the light in my life

the guinea pig in the tank staring back at me:

[kuntsuragi]

where’s that eye witness account from someone claiming that chris evans rolls fat joints

[kuntsuragi]

found it

[fairyghibli-deactivated20181024]

I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m pretty sure I made her day lmao

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

“how the fuck can a fourth grader be named after The Last Airbender, that was only a few years ago” he thought, moments before the all-consuming despair at the passage of time took hold

[toastbutteregg]

watch out @thor

[novelconcepts]

Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

[int0themidnightsun]

It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.

[jaxgreen]

This is really important.

[cheruib]

suffering from cheek kisses deficiency (self diagnosed)

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[fluffygif]

[jeliyfish]

[hype]

[dykebehavior]

this is how my girlfriend and I text

[officialunitedstates]

the most believable “conspiracy theory” ive ever heard is that this is an engineered virus designed to pave the way for a more compliance-prone populace. they took away a third of americans jobs and everyone’s like “mmmm ok hope the gov/corporate execs send me some money so i can pay rent.” some governor goes out for a meal with his family a week ago - “wow yikes you are a traitor to america”

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

Oh my god the stock market crashed and I didn’t even notice cuz I was eating pussy

[durpacerangerrogjro]

i want you to know i found out about the stock market crash from this post

[boykeats]

Photos of gay trans male activist Lou Sullivan throughout his life, as presented in Lou Sullivan: Daring to be a Man Among Men by Brice D. Smith

[stealthboy]

I never see historic trans male posts and I’m crying thank you

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Looking through old photos and I found one of my junior homecoming dance. It was the night after my dad's funeral. My friend who'd stayed with me the entire week, in my bed, through all the tears, made me get out of bed that night. She pulled my shirt up over my head and told me to get in the shower. She washed my hair for me. She curled it. She rubbed foundation onto my face, lined my eyes, and put me in my dress.

She contacted my other friends who were feeling awkward and unsure of what to do and told them the party was still on, to meet at my house for photos before the dance.

They all showed up, and I went to the dance, and we all screamed and cried, and I took my first step to healing.

I haven't spoken to that girl in five years. Nothing happened. I moved away. She fell in love. We grew apart and into our own lives.

It's strikes me how beautiful the ephermeral nature of teenage friendships can be.

We may not need each other now, but there was a time when I needed her more than anyone. And sometimes she needed me.

And the universe put us together just then. Just when it was most important. Not a year too late or too soon. The same town, the same school, the same classroom where we could meet. Right when it mattered.

We come and go from people's lives every day, and along the way we may get a chance to love someone fully, just for a little while.

I'll remember every single one.

[milfsmackdown]

i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune