The adventures of Felix Everburn
We were playing a modified version of end living world where 1 real day in real life is 1 downtime day in the game and we needed actual jobs to be money and connections besides adventuring doing quests
Me : a triton noble which basically I got tagged as a foreigner for my really blue skin. Pheonix sorcerer lv 3
Charismatic person 16 charisma
Looking for a job I could do tried gambling after spending a whole week I see that there are way better gamblers than me
Dipple our artificer gnome says : pff you should become a stripper with your blue skin and noble heritage you would fetch a pretty good sum being exotic.
My character Felix: laughs it off And tried gambling but after seeing the very high competition and looking for a job he tried and does it and starts walking around a tavern looking around for willing females. I'm sure there aren't as many males who would be willing to do so.
Woman need some loving too.
Tries for the heck of it. Roll performance 18 pretty good 30 gold. Huh that's pretty such
But here's the kicker!!!
I get approached by the **Companion Guild ** aka the escorts and starts pressing me that this is their turf and I need to stop or I'll face dire consequence with the HORNS
For the heck of it I persuade them to join the guild " how much would it be to join the guild as you can see im a quite rare specimen and I don't think you find easily an exotic charming man suchwho would be willing to do this ~ " rolled 18 persuasion .( you'll be making a lot more money with the guild but you need to get tattooed the symbol of the guild on you )
I JUST JOINED A COMPANION GUILDS AND DERAILED THE WHOLE SESSION WITH THEM TEACHING ME AND SHOWING ME THEIR SECRETS
And guaranteed cleric help for any problems that may arise.
Next day: makes
TL; DR just for laughs I derailed a whole session because of a joke a party member said that I could be a escort and make a lot of money and I did 150 gold out of my astonishing perfomances after training. And now I'm a paid male escort for the guild the most exotic escort in the guild.