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What The Hell Brain: Wake Up Laughing a.k.a. Shitpocalypse

Last night I had a dream about something called the Shitpocalypse.

I dreamed either I watched an influencer, or I was the one acting on the events, or they became one and the same: Had a dream that I/the influencer had some medical procedure done, and it could cause constipation. So driving home, I/the person ate these fiber wafers, to encourage good digestion/pooping. The package said only eat 2 a day. But they were so tasty that I kept eating them the whole drive home. Ate half the package.

Driving home, they started kicking in, as one would expect. Grumbly tummy, barely making it home without messing self. Which thus led to several social media posts over the course of hours about the devastation in my bowels wrought from eating too many tasty fiber treats.

I called this the Shitpocalypse - the slow-motion yet rapid purge, the mess everywhere, the agony and relief. In the dream I knew it was ludicrous and hilarious, as did whomever followed me/the influencer. Jokes were posted.

IRL I don't necessarily find this funny, beyond typical immature "hehe pee pee poo poo" 5th grader humor moments. I am also not on other social media besides Tumblr (okay, am on an antisocial media site, and stepped back from Reddit) and don't give a fuck about "influencers" (they are flagrantly there to influence your thoughts and emotions for their gain, fuck that mind control bullshit).

I woke up from the dream laughing. Literally. Woke up in the wee hours with a huge grin and laughing. It may have been the laughing that woke me up.

I've never experienced something like that. Woke up crying, yes, wet face and all. Woke up laughing my ass off? Nope.

Surreal.

And props to my brain for Shitpocalypse. That's a fun term.

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I dont actually plan on going anywhere though. Not until the site kicks me from the matrix

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Sometimes i take a shit that relieves me just enough to forget whats going on in the world right now. Then when i realize again i eat because the metaphorical weight has to be to scale with the actual weight of all the shit

#fuck trump #massive shit #net neutrality #we're lowkey all bouta die #shitpocalypse #fuck