(Back to posting another draft I genuinely do not remember making)
If I were in DRV3
Maki: Do you want to die?
Me: Yeah, I’ve been passively having thoughts of suicide. Why? You going to increase my meds or something?
Shuichi or something idk: Wait. What is the difference between an ultimate curator and an ultimate anthropologist?
Me: I would rather study humanity from a distance. In a dark museum storage room full of formaldehyde preserved specimens, black mold, asbestos, and radioactive material. In other words. I do everything he does, but I’m antisocial and misanthropic.
Wow. That is. Depressing
*body discovery announcement*
Me: who is the lucky bastard?
Tenko: Degenerate male!
Me: M-male *tears of joy in non passing*
-gets beat tf up-
Gender: affirmed
Kiyo: My one regret is not making it to 100
Me: If you hear me say this; no you didn’t. *Points to evidence* Murder weapon here; Himiko here. Class trials have no rules. Put 2 and 2 and the 2x4 together (and do the rest of us a favor)
