#shitpost literally

[superdynamo]

Tag a shitta

[artofthephan]

"if you’re wondering, they are perfect cubes" - phil lester

[pretzelmon]

[bobolynee]

I had this taheen corn and now my poo smells like it 

Idk how u spell it but it’s that one seasoning

[bobolynee]

[zemerim]

Ugh, severe food poisoning is the best way to start dieting. You have results on the scale day 1, and for a few days you can only eat tiny portions because eating more hurts.

[kamichuowo]

Does anyone else remember that subplot in american dad that, at the end of several episodes, a bunch of people are trying to get their hands on a golden, gemstone encrusted pile of poop that Roger crapped out in the bushes; only for it to end with the golden dookie being used as a fuel source for some alien ship Roger had?