#shitpost obv

[treviso-nights]

hot take idk but duncan vexes me in every single dao origin there is. particularly in the dalish elf and human noble origin. my sexy and ambiguously romantic crush just got sucked into a hungry mirror and i'm never going to see him again. go away before i make the halla kill you. oh ur here to recruit my human noble ass. no. how bout you fetch my wardog some snacks. maybe aid some of the screaming npcs exsanguinating in the corner. either i shall make my own way or Die thank you very much

[mlekom3]

*Dabi walks into the lov base*

Natsuo(to Tomura):But pookie-

Tomura(to Natsuo):Not now kitten whiskers,daddy will discuss it later

*Dabi walks out of the lov base*

[treviso-nights]

for players who don't like the executor reveal consider the fact that a lot of us thought corypheus in dai was an unfrightening beta right-winger until we realized solas was the true antagonist. solas. with his silky voice and groomed eyebrows and tragic origin story—

—anyway what if we get to fall in love with and fuck an executor

[treviso-nights]

you know, i get why the orlesian nobles insist on dressing up their servants in costumes that resemble their own. if i'm going to look hot, so are you. congratulations. you are now the hottest peons on the entire planet. everyone (other peons) want to look like you. be you. make sure you eat well and get some sleep this instant. i need you looking downright sexy as hell before we go ruin some other noble's life

[treviso-nights]

solas comforting lavellan in dai after the brutal slaughter of their dalish clan:

solas later on in private because one more filthy non-elf clan is dead:

[gaytrees]

how to keep people from reposting ur nudes: sell them as nfts