#shitpost tm

[izzyovercoffee]

if you curse the Destroyer and Her children, you only make H er S t r on g e r you absolute Fools, you buffoons ...... you ge'dinlase

[thylekshran]

shran: i’ve only had porthos for a day but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone on the enterprise and then myself

archer: shran he’s still my dog i just asked you to take care of him while i was on a mission

[phantombeaver]

Leia: *looks like Padme*

Leia: *brought up by Bail Organa, very close friend of Padme and Anakin*

Leia: *has the same confidence and strong will of Padme and Anakin*

Leia: *just as old as Padme's and Anakin-s child would be*

Leia: *literally has the force*

Vader: "Wow what a wierd coincidink, but oh well, lets capture her, destroy of her home planet, and threaten to murder her."

Ghost Padme: "Are you carrabast-ing kidding me"

[thylekshran]

enjoy the most niche post of all time and nobody tell jeff please

[thylekshran]

you wont believe the products this 50 year old hunk uses on his ears ferengi ear dermatologists hate him

this hurt my eyes while i was making it and now it can hurt yours too

[thylekshran]

cinematic parallels

[thylekshran]

Shran, nervously talking to Hoshi in the mess hall after she asked him to teach her some Andorian: I just think Archer is really great, is he even interested in Thaan- uhh, men? Do you know? Does he ever talk about it?

Hoshi: uhhhh

*earlier that day on the Bridge* Archer, sprawled across his chair with a leg over one of the arms: you know space is really amazing, all the diversity between aliens, and somehow all of them manage to have really hot guys

Hoshi: Yeah I... I think he is

[thylekshran]

brunt wrote the ds9 hunks list

Brunt’s DS9 Hunks List

1. Brunt, FCA

2. Sisko

3. That Weyoun guy I saw one time looked awfully familiar. Also hunk