Phantombeaver

Yo im Joh. She/Her.

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[beelzeebub]

Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[omnybus]

Swine/11

[evilwizard]

no there were 3

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[ramshacklefey]

He got burned once and by god he will not be burned again.

[ltwilliammowett]

The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

[ruinedchildhood]

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[weepingwitch]

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

[asthecrowtherflies]

[melleigh]

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

[vergess]

Ten years. Ten years I’ve been seeing this wonderful art piece, and STILL our minimum wage REMAINS at 7.25/hour.

Meanwhile, the cost of living has easily tripled.

And minimum wage wasn’t enough to cover it even before.

[pangur-and-grim]

two “cats” interacting

[fausphorus]

Got possessed in the middle of my work shift.

[stonesense]

if dragon age won’t let me hear them sing the chant then i get to headcanon whatever i want. singing is a cornerstone of the andrastian story and purpose so everyone raised andrastian should be able to sing stanzas of the chant off by heart. andrastians from different countries and regions bicker about variations in tune and translation. if you let my have my varying language hcs then orlesians insist theirs is the only true chant but nobody listens to them. the chant is sung as a lullaby. parents get embarrassed over their kids repeating silly versions of chant stanzas they think are sooo funny. singing stanzas of the chant is an accepted way to measure time when cooking or potion making or what have you. years and seasons are measured by what part of the chant the local chantry is working through during its services.

it’s sung around funeral pyres. armies sing it as they march in time. opposing andrastian armies camped the night before a battle hear the same chant sung on both sides; it doesn’t change what will happen in the morning. circle mages are taught to sing it and cling to it in the face of demonic temptation. in turn, wisps mimic the trusted tune to lead them astray in the fade, but it always sounds just slightly off. i would love to imagine for horror reasons that walking corpses could do the same in their attempt to mimic the repetitions of life, the same way they can mimic the muscle memory of wielding a sword. people who have never left cities with cathedral chantries are often unable to sleep without the constant rhythm of the chant. from places like darktown it’s so much harder to hear it. sisters seeking alms sing it as they go

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[youre-only-gay-once]

NOTHING could have prepared me for the rest of the" environment so toxic" scene

[zegalba]

a street light in Wroclaw, Poland.

[woundedsoul12]

@sorcerousadventurer

[sorcerousadventurer]

They removed part of the plant after it went viral. But last I heard it grew back!

[my-dailydreams]