#shitpostingrick

[an-ordinary-roach]

shitpostingrick replied to your post “"What's up, roach homie."”

"Doing pretty good! Oh, and watch out for my kids. One of em really likes bugs and tries to pick them up"

“Huh, isn’t that something! Well thanks for telling me, because I can get pretty bitey if I don’t like how a someone’s handling me...”

[rickq178]

Heyoooo!

Coming back from vacation and hiatus soon! Missed my Tumblr fam! ~

For the sake of getting my shit together, I’m dropping some smaller threads I have. I’m going to tag everyone in threads that I feel we both feel invested in. If you’d like to continue, please like this post. If not, no worries! No need to continue if you’ve lost interest. Also, if I missed our thread, please let me know!

@szenanigans, @miamihxtness, @mcrtimersmith, @moonrockshot, @protegc, @bezazzled, @shitpostingrick

-Heather

[evil-mortimer]

"Do you believe in second chances?"

He straightens his back, face serious. His voice comes out surprisingly emotional. “I am a living, breathing example of a second chance.”

[rookiecoprick]

"A-are you a cop or something?"

“K-kinda figured th-the uniform would give that away,” he answered smartly.

[plugrick]

"Hey, Rick! How's your hangover doin?" (sorry for the short starter, but I'll have a longer reply.)

“Ugh, nnn, w-what?” With a hand obscuring his face, Rick craned his neck and squinted through the spaces between his fingers.

Was that… someone he knew? Probably. “Who’s- who’s there, huh?” Oh man, everything was really killing him after that mad turn up last night. He hadn’t done anything but lounge about haphazardly since he’d come to. “S-stay back, I got a- I got a /headache/ and I’m not afraid t-to /use/ it.”

[sanchezsystem-blog]

"Hey there, dude. Lets go to the cafe down the street. I think you'll like it."

“Good idea” Ricky grinned as his stomach growled under his shirt, “lead the way” he nodded as Mortie moved around until he was simply latched onto his grandfather’s back from behind.

Mortie latched onto his grandfather casually as the man supported him, “can’t wait to eat” he hummed licking his lips.

[c139rick]

"Hey, other me! Wanna hear a really funny joke!"

“Yeah sure.”

[rickq178]

@shitpostingrick || Life’s a Beach

     Miami Rick sat on the beach in a cabana for two. Even though he had his own stretch of private beach back at his mansion, he went to a public one out of boredom. He people watched half-heartedly, mostly on the lookout for any cute redheads. Both the mansion and the beach weren’t the same without his Morty around. He wondered how that little shit was handling boarding school. He still hated Jerry for blowing their whole scheme. As much as he wanted to rescue Morty from that stuffy hellhole, he knew the consequences he’d face.

     While he could deal easily with the stupid legal threats Beth’s new husband dished out, he couldn’t easily deal with his daughter forever hating and mistrusting him.

     Sighing, he took a long drink from his Blue Hawaiian cocktail and stared at the ocean. At times like this, he imagined getting swallowed by it.