#shitposts from space

[uncledrifter]

not me furiously scrubbibg my laptops storage to see if i can fit destiny 2 and bg3 on it at the same time

[turianheaven]

thought about getting back into the DA fandom but then I found a user on this hellsite who ships corypheus with the architect

[azurenaut]

[Sinday Heacanon; if you think Lance hasn’t used the term “palaDICK” at least once, you’re kidding yourself.]

[uncledrifter]

bg3 is the worst game because it puts things like "dribbles the clown severed arm location" and "how to save thrumbo" into my search history

[uncledrifter]

types of characters in destiny 2

grandpa warcrimes

scary lady

scary lady who is hot

that's my dad

[uncledrifter]

hello everyone I haven't played Destiny 2 in over nine months, but I do have 300+ hours in Baldur's Gate, so please excuse me while this blog abruptly shifts topics

[uncledrifter]

just want to be sitting outside the yurt on europa while eris morn teaches me macrame and behind us the drifter tries to open a can of beans with his teeth

[uncledrifter]

One of my coworkers recently got into destiny and its been so hard trying to act normal about it. He'll make a comment like, 'haha screebs are so wild why do they explode' and I have to bite my tongue and not unload three expansions worth of backstory about the Scorn. People who read the lore and people who don't are literally playing a different game