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Nothing will ever beat the moments I have when it fully dawns on me that my gods taught me things my parents were supposed to 😂 like my parents were so bad at parenting that whole ass gods had to teach me (a 21 yr old) shit I should’ve been learning as a kid
Act 3
Sorry, I’m on mobile, and my finger slipped, but what’s your opinion on pleasant sweets, say pastries like cake, or croissants with chocolate, or ice cream, flan/pudding/jello, things of that nature?
Big fan! Big big fan o+f desserts, o+f all kinds. I came up do+ing pie- and cake-eating co+ntests, o+ne time I did a ‘jello+ pig-o+ut’ and that was, ho+nestly like a sexual awakening fo+r me. Yo+u ever suck do+wn like a gallo+n o+f jello+ in co+mpetitio+n with two+ o+ther girls in bikinis????
My only fuckn day off n im getting dragged to church. I just wanted to bed rot all day today, but no 😭😭😭 get to go to some yeehaw southern Baptist church and bear witness to some absolutely insane takes
was feeling a little dysphoric w some chest pains keeping me from binding a lot earlier but i watched a bit of mls and it turns out men wearing sports bras is just like,, a thing
Y’all Barbarella is wild lmao.
Yall havnt lived until you've seen concave earth.
In today’s news from Canada
A proposal to change the Canadian national anthem has been put forward. The reasoning is that it is not gender neutral, because at one point in the song, the word “Sons” is said.
In other news, Local man in a hoodie has taken over British Columbia and declared it an independent nation, installing himself as “Grand Caesar” of the nation. The Grand Caesar issued several declarations to his people, among them being that the territory is to be renamed “Hoody Columbia”, the national anthem will be “Through the fire and flames” (which he insists he can play on expert mode without missing a note), and anyone heard refering to him as “Hoodler” will be put to death without trial. He also named the House Cat the nation’s national animal, because they “embody everything we as a species should strive to be”
