#shitsalive

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If I get you a cat will you 1) stop whining about it, 2) not kill it in some horrible way?

“… You want to get me a cat?” A hint of surprise and suspicion in his voice. “I would not harm an animal without cause. And I have not been whining.”

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@shitsalive said: #world’s greatest dad

#world’s greatest worst dad

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Have you truly ingratiated yourself upon Miss Ives only to torment me further?

“My relationship with Miss Ives has nothing to do with you, Creator. She was kind to me when no one else was. If our acquaintanceship torments you, it is merely a fortunate accident.”