#shitships

[inthemoodforblastt]

You can’t have everything in life, especially not all the bad things. Like, there are people who hate Snape, and there are people who are into Wolfstar. Separately, that’s tolerable. But hating Snape and being a Wolfstar fan? Those people should be in jail.

[julian-marvel-blog]

Shit

Luna thought I said shit. I said ship.....

[letterstomarstmblr]

yus yus please do

[deranged-waffle]

TWITTER HAS THE DUMBEST SHIPS LIKE

VRISKA X KURLOZ

SOLLUX X KARKAT

GAMZEE X ARADIA

GAMZEE X KANAYA

EQUIUS X SOLLUX

TAVROS X DAVE

KARKAT X ERIDAN

GAMZEE X ERIDAN

ROXY X DIRK

LIKE OH MY GOD ARE YOU PEOPLE ON CRACK?!

[bapfeelsthings]

THE TRUTH ABOUT B.A.P SHIPPERS AND THEIR FANFICTIONS!

BANGHIM SHIPPERS:

okay these authors just keep killing me (and himchan) in their stories! 

omagaaah! BANGHIM shippers just love making me ugly sob every time. I swear these people enjoy making their readers hurt and suffer! So much angst! death! cheating! like noooo!

But as much as they hurt me I still love them! (i have a lot of love-hate relationships okay?)

DAEJONG SHIPPERS:

OMAGASSSHHH! DUN EVEN START ME WITH THESE AUTHORS! OKAY, OKAY... *calms myself*

I swear DAEJONG SHIPPERS are just sexually frustrated. REALLY REALLY FRUSTRATED. LIKE DAEHYUN FRUSTRATED!

See how bad "DAEHYUN FRUSTRATED" is? lmao but EVERYONE'S GOTTA LOVE DAEJONG cuz these adorkable shits are just...

YOUNGLO SHIPPERS:

(even "daehyun frustrated" rubs on Youngjae)

Okay these shippers are the ultimate shit shippers of all! (As much as I love you guys)

Really! These Author's must be trained to leave their readers hanging and craving for more! YOUNGLO shippers are horrible for leaving me with a subtle endings with ONLY a HINT of Younglo going on! Like really? REALLY?

I swear to find that secret organization you all are trained in and wreck it so bad! SOO BAD!

I mean, every time I read YOUNGLO fanfics I just get into it and I expect them to have a happy ever after ending but NOOO~ they just HAVE TO leave me hanging there BEGGING FOR MORE! 

BUT OVERALL I LOVE THESE AUTHORS (AND THESE SHIPS) SO I'M GOOD!

GOES BACK TO READING FANFICS