What the fuck is this world coming to? Everyday on my way into the city I come across a few early morning bogans stumbling around the train station looking lost. At the sight of these so called people you immediately notice all the shitty home job tattoos scrawled across their filthy fucking skin, none of these ‘tattoos’ ever looks completed or like the tattooer has a steady hand or knows how to shade as they all seem to be just sketchy outlines. Now in the short amount of time I’ve spent in this crumbling, over run wasteland of a city I’ve seen my fair share of disgusting ink jobs, but the two that sit at the top of the list are as follows. Coming in at number 2 on the list is a nasty little bit of work I spotted on a ladette this morning. For some unknown reason the few remaining brain cells floating around her sorry excuse for a head had decided that getting the Adidas logo scribbled on her ankle was a brilliant idea. Coming in at number 1 on my list of tattoos you shouldn’t copy is of course the one I spotted not that long ago on a train home. At first I didn’t see it as he crossed into my line of sight, but then there it was, plastered across his left cheek were the letters FTW now I can only assume what this might stand for, Fucked Tattoos Work? For The Win (definitely not)? Fourtwenty Tattooed Wankers? What ever it stood for who the fuck thought it would be a good idea? These foul mouthed, thieving bastards must think that just because their friend can draw a Dick pretty well in a public bathroom and they own a tattoo gun that they have to commit everything in sight to ink. I’ve said it before and i’l say it again, these people should not be allowed to breed, they’re part of the problem, not the solution. CT