#shitting post

[chousakura]

Lance: I am bisexual.

Keith: *glare at Lance*

Lance: What? You got a problem with bi-

Keith: No, I don’t. What I have a problem with is the fact that I have to be jealous of BOTH.

[doudouyouli]

it's my mood right now, I'm wrapping myself in my plaid and I'm drawing ... I just do not want to do anything else ...

c'est mon humeur en ce moment, je m'enroule dans mon plaid et je dessine... j'ai juste pas envie de faire autre chose...

[meatbag-status]

He just wants to be loved :(

LET ME LOVE YOU, BOYS 

  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

[chousakura]

Lotor: *dramatically trip over something*

Lotor: *fall over Lance*

Lotor: *accidentally push Lance to the floor*

Lotor: My... You have beautiful eyes

Lance: *pull out his bayard and turn it into a sword* One more word from you and I will destroy that hair of yours.

~~~

Pidge: *sent a picture to Keith*

Keith: *receive a picture from Pidge*

Keith:

~~~

Keith: *crash into the castle, screaming/yelling* WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THE BASTARD? I SWEAR ONCE I FIND YOU, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Shiro: Pidge, what did you do?

Pidge: Testing to see who Keith care the most.

Hunk: Wait, don't tell me it has to do with Lotor tripping over something and falling onto us over the pass few days.

Pidge: *smirk* Of. Course. Not.

[chousakura]

Shiro: What’s going on?

Pidge: Keith and Lance are arguing like always.

Keith and Lance: *arguing in the background*

Keith: Lance, there are times when I would love to shove my knife up in your ass to shut you up!

Lance: Oh, I would so love to see you try and do it, mutt.

Everyone: ...

Keith: ...

Lance: ...

Lance: It is a battle of the wits. Not that I actually want you to shove your knife up in my ass.

[chousakura]

Krolia: *after meeting Lance* So this is the earthling you have a crush on?

Keith: What?! I do not-

Krolia: Keith, you are my son and I am your mother. And I know when my son like someone.

Keith:

Keith: Don't you dare tell him.

Krolia: Aw, you are just like your father. When we were in love, he was-

Keith: Mom, I do not want to hear it.

[chousakura]

Why Keith Came Back!!!

Keith: I am here because I want to spent the rest of my life with you. 

Lance: What are you talking about? 

Keith: I am talking about me and you, together. 

Lance: Us? Together? 

Keith: Yes! I am here because you are here to proposal to me. 

Lance: 

Keith: You are not here to proposal to me. 

Lance: I- 

Keith: I am going to kill Pidge. Why did I even believe her. WHY?! 

Lance: Pidge say I was going to proposal to you? 

Keith: She mention something about proposal and marriage but my mind went blank after hearing those two word. 

Lance: Well, I do have something to tell you. 

Keith: What? 

Lance: I love you.