#shitty dirks

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*rises from my grave* I hear shitty-art blogs are the new thing in the homestuck fandom. would anyone be interested in me giving this blog lore and joining in. and here, have a shitty dirk for your trouble.

lore bandwagon?

hell fucking yes

nah

Voting ended onOct 10, 2023

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I return.

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I need to be . Put down. Probably.

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Is this Hal you're wearing or just common glasses?

They’re far too rad to be called common.

(And the fact that they still function pretty fuckin’ smooth as a computer- with no AI involvement necessary- excludes them from that category as well.)

But no, Hal is… somewhere else.

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mnetal stbale?

Are you… asking if I’m mentally stable?

Because that’s none of your business, but I think you already know the answer.

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okay wow I wasn’t particularly expecting so many people to care.

but since so many of y’all voted yes, it looks like we’re joining in on the cross-blog shenanigans and opening up asks.

((from now on, anything ooc will be written in brackets like this.))

So go ahead. Ask away.

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I still post every once in a while yeaj

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Anime boy (shittily-edited Hal Version)