shitty dirks when i feel like drawing

run by @auto-correct | requests encouraged | stuff is usually either drawn by hand or in procreate these days | sometimes I remember this blog exists

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I need to be . Put down. Probably.

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still not dead

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I return.

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hi i'm not dead.

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mnetal stbale?

Are you… asking if I’m mentally stable?

Because that’s none of your business, but I think you already know the answer.

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((whoever sent this ask I need you to know that I quote this on a near daily basis

mnetal stbale.......))

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weed

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((sorry we didn't do anything for 11/11 it was cus uh. health -_-; but now we're in the hopital ! yeah

gonna try to do something for Tomorrow™ though))

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((somebody send in an ask or we Will forgot to draw something for alpha kids day pLEASE))

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Is this Hal you're wearing or just common glasses?

They’re far too rad to be called common.

(And the fact that they still function pretty fuckin’ smooth as a computer- with no AI involvement necessary- excludes them from that category as well.)

But no, Hal is… somewhere else.

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((sorry we’re uh. gonna be a bit before we can get to the *checks* one ask in our inbox right now due to internal stuff))

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mnetal stbale?

Are you… asking if I’m mentally stable?

Because that’s none of your business, but I think you already know the answer.

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Do you have versions of this T-shirt with different hats on it, or just this one?

Wardrobifier.

One shirt, different options, if that’s what you’re asking.

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okay wow I wasn’t particularly expecting so many people to care.

but since so many of y’all voted yes, it looks like we’re joining in on the cross-blog shenanigans and opening up asks.

((from now on, anything ooc will be written in brackets like this.))

So go ahead. Ask away.

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*rises from my grave* I hear shitty-art blogs are the new thing in the homestuck fandom. would anyone be interested in me giving this blog lore and joining in. and here, have a shitty dirk for your trouble.

lore bandwagon?

hell fucking yes

nah

Voting ended onOct 10, 2023

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pov he is judging you

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fun fact I missed 4/13 cuz I was in the hospital for Mental Health Reasons™ anyways I'll probably do something for karkat day but like. send me an ask telling me what to draw cuz I Will most likely forget

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this turned out way different from what I originally planned