#shitty life hack

[imsodoneguysbye]

how to obtain an unnecessary amount of coffee stirrers

Go into Starbucks or similar coffee chain place

2. Grab coffee stirrers and run away

[savvytwinkle]

Life pro-tip: sobbing loudly enough in the shower will cause your mom to enter the bathroom and ask if you're okay

For legal reasons, this is a joke

[katrinaftw44]

Bad life hack: if your piercing fell out but your hands are too shaky to put it back in, have a capful of vodka. Alcohol makes you shake less if you have essential tremor. 

[markiemoo1233]

Best life hack ever lol

[venus-in-tears]

*collecting creepy items in hope of finding actually cursed shit so I can fuck a demon, have a half demon child and then get money from the unlucky demon who thought he'll have fun but wait..no now he has to take care of his family*

[imaskylorsaurus]

SKINCARE HACK

Go into tech so you’ll spend all your time indoors with blinds covering the windows.

[venus-in-tears]

Good thing about drinking half the bottle of rum yesterday is that today I can't even think about food without feeling like throwing up.