#shitty romance

[autismvampyre]

but if you cut someone off mid sentence by kissing them, wont you just bang your teeth against theirs?

doesnt sound quite as romantic as fanfiction writers describe it(btw im also guilty of this dw)

[rosmaryne]

I got reminded that the movie valerian and the city of a thousand planets exists and got really mad lmao it was so bad

[ragingdiscobiscuit]

When somehow listening to Sum-41 leads first to your brain making puns linking the band, problems, and HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy but also somehow this one shot of two people texting?

WHY IS MY BRAIN LIKE THIS?

CHEMISTRY

Scene: P1 sits at a table. Their knee accidentally touches the knee of P2.

P2's phone alights with a message:

P1: "can you feel that?"

P2: "migraine, back pain, or other?"

P1: "electrostatic attraction"

P2: "yup. Inexplicable"

P1: "....."

P2: "Inexplicable as to how YOU can feel it"

P1: "Because you're Fluorine"

P2: "well I AM usually the most (electro)negative person in the room"

P1: " 🙄 I meant you have a pull of attraction that's hard to resist. But then I AM a metal head"

P2: "...and here I thought it was because that like fluorite my structure was barely held together by weak forces.

...

...

We have a problem. Don't we."

P1: "yup".

P2: "I'm sorry".

P1: "Don't be."

P2: "is there a solution?"

P1: "including alcohol?"

P2: "... probably best to rule out alcohols from this particular equation."

P1: "...then....no"

P2: "have I told you I hate chemistry?"

[naturalfirewave]

So i was thinking about a post that I saw on another site that I have since left because it was greating on my mental health. It said to not "say that you like shitty romance..." then somethink about how it undervalues it as a genre. I don't remember who posted that but the post remains rent free in my head over a year later.

Since that is a phrase that I often say let me clarify, I am not saying that the genre itself is bad. I am saying I like to read poorly writen romance books where their troupes are showing and plot holes the size of texas. It is very much comfort to me as I am able to not take it seriously and not have the need to overly analyze it.

I do the same thing with Anime too. The more pradictable the better. It helps me unwind and relax at the end of the day.

Shitty romance and romance are two seperate genres to me.

[love-and-books320]

me trying not to get the ick when the male love interest is being controlling and toxic but it's coming from a truly sweet place and he's just traumatized: he's a little confused but he's got the spirit...he's a little confused but he's got the spirit...HE'S A LITTLE CONFUSED BUT HE'S GOT THE SPIRIT

[kehlaniteam]

my heart is full

[slothydaydreamer]

Whyyyyyyy? Why did I do this? xD

[thechatt-man-blog]

Ehh