#shitty roommate

[fbfh]

My toxic trait is that I’d make out with Leo infront of Isabella from the shitty roommate series

AS YOU FUCKING SHOULD!!!!!!!! this girl cannot take a hint so until you just start making out with leo every time she flirts with him, she's going to keep thinking he's in love with her and also a vampire. it's going to take a while for it to sink in so you should probably start kissing him now

and every time you do she'll toggle between scoffing and rolling her eyes acting all grossed out by your pda as if she wouldn't commit crimes to kiss him like that, getting really obviously Sad and Wistful that the boys she's in love with is in the clutches of someone else (you'll hear tear drops on my guitar by taylor swift and til I forget about you by big time rush blasting from her room later, and he'll find a really bad tragic poem about heartbreak and soulmates tucked into his bag when he leaves), and acting all uwu innocent don't kiss in front of her O to the M to the G her virgin eyes!!!111!!!

and like even she can't ignore or deny the way he looks at you when you pull away, even though she'll still try. the solution is to kiss him even more <3

[eliseknewman]

should i turn this into a hate blog for my roommate yes or no

[thatlesbiansposts]

Shitty Roommate Chronicles part 2

I'm back with Part 2! The rest of these won't be in any specific order, just as I happen to remember them.

Me

Female Roommate (FR)

Male Roommate (MR)

Ex Roommate (although not during the first part of the story) (ER)

ACT 2: The Vindictive Roommate

Scene: Kitchen is a disaster. Dishes fill both sides of the sink, onto the counter, and all the way over to the stove. There isn't a single clean plate, bowl, or any singular piece of silverware.

MR informs me the dishes were from a PREVIOUS former roommate, who originally had the room I am in now. He says she refused to do any dishes, and him and ER decided to get back at her.... BY not doing any of the dishes themselves. Not even their own. Backwards logic, but go off.

The 3 of us pitch in and manage to finally, after a couple days, get all the dishes clean. Even FR, who didn't live here at the time, did a few loads.

Fast forward a week or so. Dishes are starting to get bad again. I was eating almost exclusively take out (not healthy, but that's where I was in my life working constant overtime). MR blames ER. Dishes get caught up for a second time. Mainly by ER and MR.

ER eventually moves out. I'm in my room relaxing when I hear them outside my door. I assume they believed me to be asleep.

ER: Is OP still mad at me?

(He had let my cat escape while moving. She was missing for 2 hours before we found her)

MR: No I'm sure she's more mad at me and FR now.

*mumbling and I couldn't hear*

MR: Well FR asked her to help with the dishes and she flat out refused. They were all her dishes anyway. She doesnt clean up after herself.

That's about the time it started to click. The dishes weren't mine. I was still constantly doing take out. MR was the one making all the dishes and blaming it on whichever person wasn't around to defend themselves.

So I bought my own, hid them, and used them exclusively. Guess what? Dishes still piled up and he couldn't blame me anymore 🙃

His only other choice would be to blame his precious girlfriend and he couldn't do that. He stopped complaining about the dishes.

You think that's all? Oh definitely not. Part 3 coming soon!

[loveablecurse]

Sometimes you need agust d to explain your current mood. Especially when you have a shitty roommate.

[officialflorencewelch]

does anyone have any tips on how to talk to a roommate who doesn't want to stop partying til 4am, even on days where you have work at 9am?

i asked her to start turning the music down at 1:30 but that won’t work for her as it’s too early and so

i can’t live like this

[fbfh]

brb shifting into my own fic so I can ask her to politely stop

[thatlesbiansposts]

Shitty Roommate Chronicles Part 1

Welcome to my new segment!

The following stories are true and part of my every day life with my Shitty Roommates.

Main Reoccurring Characters:

Me

Female Roommate (FR)

Male Roommate (MR) (also FR's boyfriend)

Girlfriend

Our story starts waayyyy long time ago. Female Roommate and I actually used to date. Due to many many issues we broke up and remained friends. (We were in a polyamorous relationship with someone manipulative and it broke all three of us apart)

We didn't break up until Thanksgiving that year. Very important detail.

Fast forward to about February, she talks with Male Roommate and he offers to let me move in with him and out of my horrible living situation. I accepted.

Worst decision of my life.

ACT 1

Scene: Shortly after moving in, we have a D&D party! Everything is going good, there are 6 of us. Myself, my girlfriend, FR, MR, and a work friend and his wife. FR mentions they are coming up on their 6 month anniversary. Except that would make their relationship starting in October. Guess what??? She had been cheating 🙃

I point this out (in a lighthearted way, I'd already moved on and didn't really care). FR starts getting SUPER upset. Now at this point, you'd think it was because she felt bad, and would apologize, but you'd be wrong!!

She was upset because she thought MR would be mad at her. She wasn't remorseful at having cheated on ME, she was upset because she thought MR would leave her if he found out she had lied and hadn't been single when they started dating.

And my dumbass self just let it go. We finished up our game and called it a night.

Part 2 coming soon!

[dumpstertrash]

I need this week to go by so fucking fast, im already so fuckin annoyed and done with everything.

literally spent the past three fuckin days havin to listen to bullshit bc my stupid ass roommate consistently would whine n complain and basically helicopter over everything like a dumbass Mother Hen.

and I did laundry today bc he threatened to throw my blankets and big squishmello outside away, and then he got home and complained bc my blankets n stuff are hung up to dry and "it makes the yard looks so messy" and "I ruined it"

and he claims he's given up on making the house spotless and has been playing sad music from the couch for a bit now.

he is also mad at me bc I used the last of the small dish soap in the kitchen, bc the huge ass bottle in his room is "for something else".

like wtf does that even mean ? we have cat shampoo, and he takes his laundry to the laundromat, so wtf else are u using a half gallon of dish soap for ??

he's so,, ugh. I wish to punt him into the Sun.