#shittydrawndave

[shittydrawndave]

YO DAVE! do you ever do sick flips on skateboards?

TG: fuck yeah i do

TG: you wont see shit like this anywhere else

TG: call me racecar the way im doing sick wheelies

TG: absolutely shredding the fucking curb

TG: the teenage mutant ninja turtles dont stand a fucking chance against this

TG: shredder more like shredding their ass

TG: killing everyone on sight im too hot

TG: yeah

[shittydrawndave]

How was the obama poster

TG: sick as fuck

TG: they really dont make stuff like this nowadays this shit is vintage

TG: aging like fine fucking wine

TG: down in some cellar like antamadillo or whatevers casket

TG: until some fuck went down there and said

TG: hey todays the perfect day to become a basement robber

TG: and then sold it on ebay for a couple million

TG: and it gets passed down like a family heirloom

TG: historic fuckin artifact really

TG: one day this shits gonna get put up in a museum

[awfullydrawnkarkat]

TG: is tomato sauce a soup or a soup salad

TG: or whatever they called it

TG: looking for some educated opinions here

TG: for reasons

TG: (also to clear shit up im not your dave im the cooler dave)

(@shittilydrawndave)

CG: ITS.. A SAUSE? IT SAYS IT IN THE NAME? WHY WOULD IT BE????.. UGH. OKAY IF I HAVE TO CHOSE EITHER MAYBE A SOUP? I GUESS? SORRY IF THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER YOU WANT.

CG:(THERE IS NO COOLER A DAVE CAN GET, YOURE JUST ANOTHER DAVE.)