#shiwakami

[kisamethedemonshark-blog]

shiwakami started following you

"Hey! Hidan-kun, Where's Kakuzu?"

[thepurplekiller-blog]

"Pfft-! You're scared of a damn needle? Ha! What a fuckin' pansy!" || says the one scared of puppets; my muse is a bloody idiot. feel free to torment him.

" Don't see why you're picking on me for it. Bet you'd have some pretty ridiculous fears too, huh. . . just need to pry a bit, heh. "

[tobiko-chan]

❤ shiwakami

Send me “❤” with a url and my muse will kiss them

[amarxnthxne]

shiwakami replied to your post:✿ {-does like the autobots and rolls out-}

hmm… nevermind then

[I kind of want to, but why would he not just murder her?]

[amarxnthxne]

✿ {-does like the autobots and rolls out-}

[I'M LAUGHING REALLY HARD OKAY, BUT NO SERIOUSLY HOW WOULD THAT WORK LIKE IT WOULD JUST BE AN EXERCISE IN MUTUAL HEAD-BUTTING AND SARCASM WITH SOME SWEARING MIXED IN.]

[scorpion-stings]

ALLLLLLL THE TEXT MEME'S

Send ✆ for a morning text

[to: dumbass] Make me some French toast and I’ll go down on you okay thanks

[to: dumbass] I also want extra powder sugar and syrup

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

[to: dumbass] The spare head is staring back at me. I walked back into my personal storage room. I know I shouldn’t be back here but I miss it. I miss the weapons, the not feeling, I miss my stomach coil. I miss everything about it. The head it taunting me. It knows I can’t be a puppet anymore and I hate it.

Send ☎ for a rushed text

[to: dumbass] Got stuck in Konoha and pissed off some brats. Come back me up here.

Send ☏ for a loving text

[to: dumbass] I love you

[to: dumbass] Tell anyone I said that and I will take your liver

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

[to: dumbass] idk y u eve n hang out with me im just an annnoying old man

[to: dumbass] ohhhhhh do u evenn know how old i amm???

[to: dumbass] im l ike 43 ?? 45??? idk anymoree

[to: dumbass] ur dat in an old mannnnnnn

Send ø for a late night text

[to: dumbass] Did you just send Deidara to fetch me from my workshop? Who do you think you are?

Send ✘ for a hateful text

[to: dumbass] I know what you did

[to: dumbass] If you ever come near me out of meetings I will show you what hell really looks like.

[fragrantlykarin-a]

shiwakami said: And now he just casually holds her from behind. {+}// I was tempted to put ‘from your dreams’ but I couldn’t type it without furkin up.

emBARRASSED BLUSHIN G,

               “--The hell're you doing?!"            

[deisplosionslogged]

squints at u

puffs cheeks

youre beautiful B((