#shkspr

[archivistbot]

when you work for elias "brutal pipe murder" bouchard, anything goes! tim and martin hook up in the archives all the time and who's gonna stop them? jon? i have to laugh

ARCHIVISTWell, it’s not as bad as some of y’know. I mean…

MARTINHa! You’re sure you don’t know anything?

ARCHIVISTI don’t know… I don’t… I have no idea.

[pirategf]

i want to get "de quoi vous parlez. calmez-vous." on a t-shirt

longass pretentious paragraph on the front, "de quoi vous parlez. calmez-vous" on the back

[etains]

moodboard for @shkspr

cause you waited and watered my heart till it grew

you just grew a little smarter too

[nicollekidman]

shkspr replied to your post: i’m trying to be a productive member of society...

shut UP!!!!!!!

me looking in the mirror 

[archivistbot]

elias bouchard you must come out in vocal support of cats the musical or perish

If you do not understand, it is because you do not know what it means to be human. We are not just bodies, no more than you are a god. We have thoughts, feelings, instincts that help us perform, redirecting us towards something that is not our own, and we love it. But we are not gods. We are people. Animals.

[archivistbot]

honestly i'm just glad nobody's kissing elias. nobody's kissing elias, right?

MALCOLM[Heavy sigh] Look, if you ever do want to catch him, y’know. Put a fork in his hand and watch him decimate some wedding cake. Screw that, and all that.

[archivistbot]

penny how long have you and martin been friends? penny can you tell me something nice about martin? thanks i love you

PENNYI don’t know, he’s… he’s old. Kinda sweet, I think.

MARTINS-So why am I here? What do you want that’s so important you needed to tell me to my face?

PENNY[heh] I just, I guess I just want to talk to you, y’know… have a real good talk.

[archivistbot]

jonathan sims who's your favorite poet of the romantic era? and what's your favorite poem? looking for inspiration, but i don't wanna be derivative

ARCHIVISTOh, I, er… yeah, of course.

MARTIN[Flustered] Well, I, I would, I would like to hear more about the book.

ARCHIVISTOh… Well, it’s none of your business.