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Throughout the night, Shayna had watched Craig as he went through a rather painful looking transformation, feasted on the cow carcass, and did other unbecoming animal things. For instance, she was absolutely certain she saw him lick his crotch more times than anyone ever needed to see anyone do. She was also certain he'd step in his own feces at least once, and in his own piss numerous times. Eventually, she'd nodded off when he was out of sight, and woke up at around 7:30 with a severe back ache from being hunched awkwardly in the corner, where the tv set got the best reception.

After doing her usual morning routine a bit later than she would have liked, the Sniper went about cooking a nice big breakfast for herself and Craig. Most of which she ate herself, considering he'd already had cow innards as a midnight snack, though a decent amount was save for her dear Demoman. She put it in a plastic container, and carted it, disposable utensils, and a cardboard sign with string tied to it, out to where his truck rested, in the surrounding area outside the base.

Shayna was none too surprised to find Craig naked, sleeping on the ground, face perilously close to a patch of dirt still wet with urine. After setting his meal in the back of the truck for safe keeping, Shayna not-too-carefully placed the sign around the Demo's neck. The sign read 'I run round naked and lick my testes all night' with an addendum in small print reading 'I kiss my mum with that mouth, yes'. She stood back to admire her work, before slapping the others face lightly until he woke up.

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Whistling as innocently as he could, Craig stepped up behind Shayna. After gently tugging on one of her locks to make sure he had her attention, he grinned up at her and winked. "Hey, mum... Gonna be gone a while come tomorrow. Got a full moon comin' up. Four bloody days in a row, if ye'll believe it."

When the Demoman approached, she had been opening her third beer of the evening, on her way from the kitchen back to where she’d been drinking in the common area. Turning as she felt the gentle tug at one of her dreads, she was quite pleased to see her teammate. “Oh… ‘S a pity. Must be awfully hard on yeh ta transform so much, eh? Yeh gonna be awlroight?” Shayna asked, cracking open the beer, the fizz bubbling up out of the neck of the bottle and rolling down to meet her hand, just before she got the chance to take a few drinks to stop it from spilling everywhere. “‘S it a good idea ta drink ‘fore one o’ these, uh… things? Wouldn’t moind sharin’ some o’ this wif yeh, heh. ‘S th’ good stuff,” She explained, offering the bottle of amber fluid to him.

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I should be used to everything I say going over people's heads. But if I crouched down to their level, I'd never get back up.

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sane-soldier replied to your post:I hate men.

Yeah, we’re not very smart. Women are smarter because they don’t hump and punch everything, which is why I want a girl someday! :D

Heheh. You also missed the point but I don't mind because it was sweet. And also very true.

#sane soldier #shmooz #ic

I refuse to speak with people who refuse to listen.

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percivalmcleach replied to your post:[[MOR]I’m going to kill him. Repeatedly.

You’re just sore I’m not interested in some BLU hippie. :P

It's kind of amazing how wrong you are.