#shneepelstein

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🎉🎂🎊🎁Happy 29th Birthday Seán!🎂🎉🎊🎁

You've been a great inspiration to me and you helped me be more active and creative again. Hope you have a awesome birthday out there! @therealjacksepticeye

[marsupials-of-mars]

Had another dream last night

It started with a bunch of stuff but the end was jacksepticeye realated. He was playing a game, and there were a few glitches but not many, but then the final jumpscare, the bleeding eyes were back in the face cam and the lighting was super dark, and he looked super beat up and then there was this flashing of flashbacks and anti grinning and laughing and flashes of words that if you paused had part of the story of what was going on, then a close up of his beat up face and his lips moved then he woke up. The view changes to Shneep above him looking down worriedly, but then he pulls his mask down, and in an American accent he says “jack?” And it glitched and ended. I think the last part meant that there was never any Shneep, it was chase disguising himself to still see jack, because one of the flashing stories said that visitation days had ended and he was put in intensive care and kept alive, but chase cared about him too much and kept sneaking in to see him. It was really well edited and scary and great with the flashing and when I woke up I was so disappointed it didn’t actually happen in a video

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Jack, or as he says “Doctor Jack” is playing a surgery game. The clock is ticking. The pressure is on. Sweat beads. He’s careful and precise with his scalpel but it’s not working.

“Nothing Is working!”

The clock starts blinking. Red. Beeping.

“Fuck! Nothing I do is helping!” He clicks his mouse, drags, fends off infection, cauterizes...

“Roger hang in there bud! I gotcha just you wait!”

Rogers heart rate was fast, blood low, the time flashing at ten seconds. He stitched, tied, snipped, disinfected.

Still losing blood.

Three seconds.

“What?! What am I doing WRONG?”

He clicked frantically, dragging things, trying things-

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

The monitor flatlined.

The blood drained from his face. At this point it was far more than a game.

His eyes scrunched, his face went red.

“SOHN EINER HÜNDIN!!! WAS ZER HÖLLE?!”

His eyes went wide and he slapped his hands over his mouth. He stayed silent for a long moment. He looked around the room in fear. Like something was there the viewers couldn’t see.

But he didn’t find it.

He turned to the camera and put one finger to his lips.

Pleading.

And on went the game.

[marsupials-of-mars]

Septic Android Pt2

Jack yawned. His eyes were crusted and the voices in the room sounded like they were underwater. He cracked his eyes open and rolled to the side to see Henrik at his laptop, Jackieboy, Marvin, Jameson, Chase and Robbie all huddled around him. He must’ve dosed off.

His heart started beating faster. Did he miss an upload? Did Robbie get fixed? Did Anti cause more trouble? Scenarios pummeled his brain. He pushes himself up, pulling the linen blanket around his shoulders.

“Shneep?” He squeaked out. The doctor turned to him and his eyes lightened.

“OH! Jack, you are awake! We were just talking about you-“ he was interrupted by a tap on his shoulder as Jameson pointed to something on the screen. “Ah yes how could I forget?” He fixed something he was working on and turned back.

Jack tipped his head. “Is everything okay? Did I misss anything? What are you working on?” Shneep grinned in excitement.

“Only a gift for you!” His German accent only got thicker in his excitement. Jack was confused.

“Is it a holiday...?” Shneep laughed.

“No it is no holiday! It’s a thank you gift!” The egos surrounding him nodded in confermation.

“A... thank you gift? What did I do?” Shneeps expression became serious.

“When you came in earlier, I realized you were severely sleep deprived. It forced me to consider all you do for zis household. You need more help around here. Whether you’d like to admit it or not. We’re a handful sometimes.”

“All the time.” Jackieboy chimed in. His mask was on his forehead and his nose was bandaged.

Jack couldn’t disagree. Living in such a hectic house WAS getting to him... even though he never liked to admit it in fear that they’d think he was saying he disliked them. “Wait... what kind of gift can help me around the house?”

Jameson chimed in.

*Well, we realized you were hounded with tasks and chores we gave you. So we thought that if we got you something to take care of a good amount of those, you’d be happier and healthier.*

“So!” Robbie chimed in, looking to Henrik for permission to reveal. He nodded. “We’re ordering you an android!”

Jack was washed with confusion. “Wait, hows a phone gonna do chores?”

Robbie giggled. “Not a phone! An android! Like a robot!”

Jacks eyes widened with shock. “You’re getting me an android?! Don’t those cost a fortune?!”

Henrik chuckled proudly. “Please, Jack, I am a world renowned doctor. I can operate on demons and ze undead. I have ze money.”

He turned back to his laptop, leaving Jack to wonder at the idea. An android... he swung his legs over the side of the bed and huddled over between a red bodysuit and a blue vest to catch a glimpse at the laptop.

He gasped. They had already uploaded a set of photos from his Instagram which formed the body and face of the robot. They were making it look like him. Fitting if he was going to be part of the family. The onscreen display showed premium features, speakers, wheels, grappling arms, all hidden under the synthetic flesh like a Swiss Army knife. He could barely count them all.

“Should we make the base color green? Or something else?” The doctors voice snapped Jack out of his trance. He looked at the color gradient, watching the lights of the 3D model change color as the doc slid his mouse around the palette.

“I think I like the original blue. It makes it more soothing looking. And pretty.” Shneep nodded and selected the default.

Jack pulled up the website on his phone while Shneep fine tuned the details. AI Innovation Co... He read through the descriptions of the models. This company seemed to be the most distinguished and respected. They had models made for so many companies... Windows, Apple, Google, Firefox, explorer... even Bing had somehow mustered the money to have one built.

He soon realized this must be where Mark had gotten his robots, which did put him off a bit. Mark had put in a few complaints of his Google model committing different forms of manslaughter. But a quick search through customer help revealed the problem had been solved with the implement of slightly stricter laws of robotics. His wouldn’t have the same glitches.

In fact the longer he browsed his Amazon branded model, Alexa IRL, the more it seemed like the highest praised, most fine tuned robot on the market. There were very few customer reviews considering androids were often considered luxuries for millionaires, but what he read filled him with even more excitement.

‘Excelent model! Was exploring replacements for my Explorer IRL, which was sent with a waterproofing error, and this one is much better! Reliable and durable, the best thing amazon has made besides the website itself!’

‘I was experiencing issues with a stubborn and often disobedient Google model, but as soon as I got this one it was a breath of fresh air! It functions much differently, focusing on commands rather than questions, and is always happy to help!’

‘My first android! So far no problems in the few months I’ve had her! The kids love her, she’s the perfect full time nanny! No more waking up at 4am, she’s like a baby monitor that actually solves the problem! Her administrator set childlocks make sure she never gives the kids too many sweets before bed, and always gets them to sleep on time! 10/10 would recommend!

By the time he was finished, Jack was estatic. It was perfect! Childproofing could come in handy so Anti couldn’t use him for evil... he’d be perfect for fixing Robbies mishaps...

Marvin spoke up, his cape swishing as he turned to Jack. “It says we need voice samples... you could read off a dictionary. But it suggests that if you have any videos of the person being modeled, it can sample from that. Lifesaver. Should we just upload the channel?

Jack nodded. “At this point I’ve probably said most words in the English language.”

Marvin chuckled. “It’s so advanced... it says something about if a word occurs multiplie times, it chooses the tone best fit for the sentence...”

Jack grinned. The concept only exited him more and more!

“And...” Shneep dragged out the word as a loading bar filled. “Done! Does it look good Jack?”

Jack looked. He was so cool looking... he made sure the features were correct... he even had a sewing kit built in for Rob... he was smooth, shiny, and clean cut. He leaned over shneeps shoulders and set the robot clean shaven. It only fit his sleek design. “Perfect!” He loaded it again and added to cart. He chuckled at the banner saying ‘free shipping on orders over $30!’

He looked back at the egos who each nodded in turn. Some were absent. But they wouldn’t mind. He hit order.

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[marsupials-of-mars]

Shneepelstein suspisions! try saying that five times fast.

idk...

i ship it. XD

@therealjacksepticeye

[marsupials-of-mars]

I just had a dream with all jacks egos. I don’t remember much, but what I do remember is Shneep returning from medical school and bringing back a few jars with kidney stones and stools he removed from people and he got offended when the others wouldn’t look at them because he wanted them to be proud of him and congratulate him. Seems like something he’d do.

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Everyone shipping shneep and dr iplier, I always see them as enemies. At least on shneep side. I’d think shneep it a 109% serious doctor, sleep deprived etc, and whenever he sees iplier he’s just ENRAGED he gets so annoyed, always questions his medical license, tells him to go work in a hospital drama where he belongs instead of damaging patients more through his incompetence etc.