#shocking stuff

[gio-cosmo]

Nam-gyu reference 🤯🤯🤯

[sinnettini]

italian tennis fans who treat football like a shit sport for brutes and dumb people piss me off so bad 😭

[cyclonixi]

the high highs and the lower lows

the woes of being a ferrari fan

[worstloki]

reading fic and realising an author has posted absolute monster chapters like 25k words a chapter and just going ???????? mwah mwah mwah mwah (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*💚

[quietinchains]

How do you feel about getting shocked?

To be honest, your feelings don’t really matter. I have a taser and I’m bored, so either way you’re getting a zap:)

Just make sure the voltage isn't too high. Don't want to knock me straight out, I want it to sting, i want it to burn, I want to grimace and laugh, and then I'll try and wrestle it out of your hands. For the thrill yknow?

Do be caref- AHHHHHHHNNNNHahahahahaaahaa, you're really going for it? Haha.... let the game begin!

[ahagisborn]

Wow it finally happened

I wanted to buy something but waited a week and now I no longer want it

[smilesleepandspeak]

Not to be dramatic but I am so relieved that it’s confirmed that the belfast leg of the qualifier between celtic and linfield won’t be on july 12th cuz that match taking place during the orange marches would be a shitstorm to say the least

[mclarenmemez]

breaking news! no one on twitter capable of being cool or normal