#shockwave standing

[soundwave-standing]

Perhaps it was foolish to expect anything else.

Soundwave, go decontaminate your hands now. If you want to help after that, you'll get gloves and vent filters on and wait for instructions.

-@shockwave-standing

... Affirmative.

[shockwave-standing]

So.. I did what you wanted. What about my question, Shockwave.

What about your question, indeed. Here is your answer: I don't feel anything about the Decepticon high command, on account of not feeling anything at all. Is that satisfactory?

[soundwave-standing]

man i havent really been feeding you guys hi here you go

[shockwave-standing]

... Shockwave.

-@soundwave-standing

Yes, Soundwave? What is it?

[shockwave-standing]

SNEEZES ON YOU

My bad slime

[shockwave-standing]

whale blender

[shockwave-standing]

Shockwave: urgent.

Yes, Soundwave?

[shockwave-standing]

[In the street before the main doors to Shockwave’s laboratory is a long, gaunt figure, laying in the centre of scattered metal-and-plastic-fabric remains from an unknown contraption (presumably some sort of suit from the way some of the pieces wrap around him) 

He is face-down, motionless, and silent, but his unique paint job is… familiar…]

What is so special as to alert the proximity alarm. I really cannot be troubling myself with every mech on- I see. Bring him in.