#shoelaces

[cirrus-grey]

[netscapenavigator-official]

If I ever become President, I’d start an official Tumblr account and post, “Do y’all have any good shoelace recommendations? Mine keep going missing for some reason. ☹️” And then I’d deactivate the account and never come back to this platform ever again.

[chaos-ducks]

Reminder for new Tumblr users:

If you want to know if someone has tumblr, tell them

“I like your shoelaces!”

The response they should give if they do have tumblr, or that you should give if asked, is

“Thanks, I stole them from the president!”

[dashcon-two]

DashCon 2 Merch!!

The "Revolution, Baby!" 2026 collection.

Hi all,

Merch is here!!

Let’s get right into it.

Merch photos. Tell me I look hot. Don't tell Avis they look hot, they already know. Have you seen them with that sword?? They're too powerful already.

I promised a secret enamel pin.

We wanted to create a custom revolution-themed DashCon 2 pin as a token of the 2026 convention, but we wanted it to be a surprise for the in-person audience. However, we’re an accessible convention first and foremost, so having IRL-exclusive merch items didn’t sit right with us. So we’ve settled on this:

The enamel pin’s design is a secret until the convention! IRL folks get to see what it looks like first. The at-home audience will have two weeks post-con to buy it if the want, after seeing the design. However if you’re feeling spicy, you can pre-order it without seeing it—as a reward for committing that hard, you can have it at a discount.

The shop will open sometime later this month!

More details coming soon. Love you all!!

[spltlvlhous]

do NOT come for my tumblrness

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Slate Blue ~

[thehousewashauntd222]

Kill the president steal his shoelaces and inact the feminarchy