seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Iceland
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Ukraine
seen from South Africa
seen from United States
seen from Australia
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A new teacher walked up to me in the coffee area:
Teacher: Catherine?
Me: Yes...
Teacher: 知ってますよぉー (I know....)
Me: *whispers* 何で知ってますか？ (Why do you know me...)
Teacher: *skips away without answering*
--Later that day--
Teacher: See you.
Me: 何で知ってますか？(Why do you know me?)
Teacher:知ってるから知ってるよ。See you. (I know you because I know you... See you.)
WHO IS THIS GHOST MAN
While eating cookies in the staff kitchen...
PTA Lady: 彼氏、元気？
Me：別れました。。。
Awkward Silence...
Me; 多分、元気。。。
PTA: いいよ、次、次！
Me: Awkward laugh.
PTA:今は？いる？
Me:。。。いない。。。クッキーおいしい。。。
At least I'm not sad about him any more!
Loud Fart Noise
And I squirt hand lotion everywhere. No one said anything. I think they think I just farted. AAAH
