#shonen!shojo

[miss-shojo]

She looks at him with her mouth hanging open. "Excuse me?" She stood there in shock then hands Ryder to Walle.

"He won't just "piece it together eventually", Cecilia, he's a baby!" Shonen shouted, getting to his feet in anger. "He'll have to be a whole week without me! What if this scars him for life? What if he won't be able to get to sleep? He couldn't even stay in my arms for a full minute without squirming!"

"Shojo, don't yell at her. It's not her fault-"

"I know that! Don't patronize me, Walle. I've had enough of that from you already, don't you think?"

"I was only trying to help. I want to say so much more to you but I don't want to see you upset so I keep my mouth shut."

"Well you know what? I think that's bullshit. You said plenty yesterday and didn't care about upsetting me. I think you're using this magic as an excuse."

"Well I think the same thing!"

Shonen growled and stormed out of the room, running up to his room to cry alone. Ryder cried louder from all the yelling, his little face turning pink from crying so much.

[miss-shojo]

"Shonen!" Cecilia looked much happier than she should but she coughs awkwardly then gently takes Ryder and rocks him, trying to calm him. "Don't worry... Im sure Ryder will piece it all together eventually." She shrugs and keeps blushing a deep red.

Cecilia's face was familiar to him so Ryder stopped crying so loudly but the fact that he still couldn't find his mother distressed him terribly. Walle kneeled down next to Cecilia, trying to show Ryder his face too, which he knew as well as Shojo's.

"Ah-lee.." Ryder cried, looking at Walle. "Ah-lee, mama?"

"She, uh.. Mama is with daddy, Ryder," he said, making something up and trying to smile. Ryder didn't look all that convinced but he knew who daddy was and that comforted him enough. On the other hand, Shonen was beside himself, holding his face in his hands and sobbing.

"I.. I hope you're right. I think you're wrong," he said, not even caring about his confession.

[miss-shojo]

M!A: Shojo is a man for 2 weeks.

((WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS SEND THIS M!A. YOU ARE ALL SO FREAKING WEIRD. *sigh* i’ll do it for 1 week. that’s it.))

With a poof of grey smoke, Shonen replaced Shojo and he looked mad as all hell to be there.

"Are you serious?!" he exclaimed to the ceiling. "Fine. Just as long as-"

"Mama?"

Ryder looked up from his crayon drawing. Who was this strange man sitting next to him? Where was his mother?

"Mama? Mama!" he cried, his eyes welling up with tears. Shonen looked downright heart broken and quickly pulled Ryder into his arms.

"Shh.. Shh, darling, it’s okay. It’s okay, it’s me. Oh, Ryder, please don’t… Please don’t cry.." he whispered, tears pricking his eyes as well. One week. It was just a week. Shojo could survive a week in her opposite gender, sure, but could Ryder?

[miss-shojo]

M!A: wouldja look at that? Looks like Shojo's Shonen again for 2 days! (now go get that kiss, boi!)

For the first time in her life, Shojo was happy to be her opposite gender. In a poof of smoke, Shonen stood there smiling at the anon. He even gave it a hug.

"Thank you!!" he exclaimed as he ran off to the portal.

[miss-shojo]

All My Automatons (Closed AU RP with the-mistress-jessie-flameheart)

Shonen was relaxing on his bed just listening to some music. Walle was out on his own adventure, leaving the small apartment quiet and empty. Shonen's eyes were closed and he sang along softly to himself.

"Do you recall when you were young? You never worried about the sun~" he sang, his voice right in the range of a tenor.

[miss-shojo]

M!A: Shojo is a guy for 2 weeks.

((goddammit i hate this m!a *shakes fist at the tumblr gods*))

Shojo blushed and groaned, hating this spell very much. However, with the help of the bracelet, the spell would only last a week instead of the 2 the anon tried to cast on her.

In a poof of grey smoke, Shonen stood where Shojo once was. He retained Shojo’s brown hair, cut at a shaggy length, and was an extra inch or two taller. Barely. He sighed, accepting this form for the next week and just praying that people wouldn’t take sexual advantage of him.

((*gestures heavily at inbox*))

[miss-shojo]

"michael are the medics on the way?" "No they said they dont do portal emergencies and to call the locals." "well fuck" peter took of his mask and sighed "well help me pick him up. Rabbit, jon, help Landon get to the Doctor's as well i think is optics are shifted again." the legs agreed and went to help Landon who was flickering between legs and human.

Shonen grabbed fist fulls of Peter’s shirt and shoved him back until he was outside Shonen’s bedroom. He pushed back and let him go as he stood in the doorway, his eyes like daggers.

“GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!” he screamed again, the heightened testosterone in his system making Shojo more prone to physical aggression than normal. “I don’t want your help, I want you to leave. All of you! And I-“

Shonen doubled over in pain, holding his head. It was nearing midnight.

[miss-shojo]

"NO" Peter was unfazed by the punch but he didnt punch back "You'll Only try to kill yourself again"

Shonen responded by trying to punch him again, swinging wildly and missing. Dizzy and disoriented he fell to the floor on his hands and knees and closed his eyes to stop the world from spinning.

Walle crawled over to him and nuzzled his face, whimpering worriedly. What on earth was wrong with his human?!