#shootmefuckindead

[ballad0fthesalad]

I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR CORN NUTS

[theringleader]

shootmefuckindead replied to your post “I also had a really weird dream last night. Really weird.”

I feel you on the property brothers thing

you will always understand me

[desolatedivine]

shootmefuckindead reblogged your photo and added:

you are so talented wow

Thank you so much! :)

[ballad0fthesalad]

A shot a day keeps the doctor away 😏

[fuckyeah-wecameasromans-blog]

"why not" promo results

thanks to everyone who participated. even if you didn't win, i still love you :)

best url:

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best icon:

shootmefuckindead

smokinxblunts

lasttseeninsanfrancisco

best posts:

kizzing-in-cars

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pookmann

highoffthehate

best theme:

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a-dream-for-a-dream

best overall:

crowntheempyre

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[theringleader]

I was tagged by this super cool person :)

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

The questions I was asked: 

1. Who’s your favourite writer?

Walt Whitman <3 he's the real bae

2. What’s your OTP?

Right now? Probably spuhura or cecilos or both

3. When was the last time you laughed? This is a good question i really like this one i had to think

The last time I really seriously laughed was at graduation rehearsal i was talking to my english teacher who is gonna read some of the names and he's sitting next to me and we were if my mom put together all the pictures she had of me we would be able to watch my entire life like a flip book because if you know me irl, you know that my mom takes a shit ton of pictures omg

4. Who’s your favourite fictional character?

There are too many but just a few: Montgomery Scott, Tony Stark, Enjolras, James Tiberius Kirk, NYOTA UHURA SHE IS A GODDESS, Natasha Romanov is literally the best, and Dr. Egon Spengler god he's such a nerd and he's so cute uwu

5. What’s your favourite band/singer?

Fourplay. They do jazz and it's great i love jazz and music yay

6. Have you ever played Muggle Quidditch? If yes, did you like it? If not, do you want to?

I have not played it but I really want to. It's a good think I'm going to college next year and my school has a quidditch team

7. What was your first fandom?

Doctor Who, I guess (I'm very sad because it's been really shitty lately like honestly series seven (was that the one with clara? see i don't even know anymore) was garbage and I think they need to fix that and bring back DONNA NOBLE)

8. Do you have any pets?

Nah. But me and my future roommate are getting a pet fish and his name will be fredrick

9. What’s the last movie you watched?

GHOSTBUSTERS: MY NEW OBSESSION

10. Who’s the last person you talked to?

My mom

11. When and where were you born?

I was born in Ohio at 10:01 PM

And now for MY QUESTIONS HAHAHA:

What is your favorite sound?

What's your favorite mode of transportation? Least favorite?

Favorite quote?

Most played song on your ipod?

What would be the title of your autobiography?

What five songs have to be on the soundtrack to your life?

Where's Waldo?

What's the best part of waking up?

If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor?

If you won the lottery what would you do first with the money?

If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?

Don't forget to tag me in your answers so I can see what you said :)

[ballad0fthesalad]

So one time I was out searching for a sled and I fell down a hill. At the bottom of the hill there was a turkey and it spoke to me. Like it actually spoke to me. It told me, "leelee, you need to find the ancient purple sock." So I ran. I ran across the world to find the sock. I got to the furnace mountains, and entered through the sock shaped front door. Inside, there was a pedestal. I looked on top of the pedestal and found the sock. But, it was on a severed foot. I took the foot outside to get a better look at it, but it turned to dust. Suddenly, the dust rose from the ground in the shape of... Jesus? So moral of the story, Jesus was just a severed leg that hopped around.

[ballad0fthesalad]

Tumblr is all like “just get drunk and you’ll cry about the boy you like” here me and my best friend are crying over pasta