#shoren18

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here we are standing in the world's heaviest organism. it is, of course, the only living thing heavier than your mother

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@shoren18 makes a good seat at the club tbh

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he's having jealousy issues about not being as warm or soft as my alpaca wool poncho

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ok last one, I swear

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f-slur behavior is afoot

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local lgbts clinically unable to resist taking photos in front of aspens

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and if you're wondering where's my ass been

it's been cavorting amongst the aspen

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10. What is your biggest pet peeve?

websites that require me to make an account to browse