more Fernando Mendoza headcanons pretty please and thank uuu <333
Forcing him to dress up as that dog with the perpeller hat & lollipop for Halloween
Making him download TikTok once a week to see what you sent him and he's legally required to react to every single one (and he does)
House hunting with him lowkey easy bc he doesn't gaf, happy gf happy life
Doing that "I've been with my bf for 4 years, he's 6'5, makes millions and has a family home in Miami, that's my why" and his teammates tease the shit out of him
Teasing him for his politician speach pattern, it's like having G.W. Bush in your bed
Taking him around the alien attractions in Vegas during the break, would be asking 200 questions the whole time
Never driving anywhereeeee with him, his passenger seat has been taken over by you but he's got zero (0) complaints
Woiod come home to 12 kittens in his kitchen and say "we can't keep them" but falls in love with 3 of tnem so they stay
Taking him to ulta 😭 poor dude would be confused out of his mind but have so many opinions on what you should buy
Seems like the type to watch professional poker on tv idk don't ask me why
