#shoujoretro

[aforgottenmercenary]

@shoujoretro X

"Well, let them get jealous about it, cause I ain't sharing your splendor."

"Now, do we wanna use your cot or mine first?"

[electricea]

@shoujoretro

i've always felt there was just something romantic about the aquarium - it's dark and beautiful and has the perfect ambience. like holding hands next to the jellyfish tank.

[sliferedrida]

@shoujoretro X

"Yep! Everywhere you face is obviously north cause it's always forward."

Bro's a bit dim.

[aforgottenmercenary]

"Look me in the eye and say it earnestly then, because you aren't helping your case in the slightest." Wife with troublemaker bear husband = disappointed wife.

"I swear to you, I was minding my own business."

[aforgottenmercenary]

"...I don't care who started it, you're acting like squabbling children and I am in plenty mood to cast a silencing spell."

"Oh, come now, dear, I was minding my own business this time. Honest."

[aforgottenmercenary]

"Must you be a gargantuan oaf to everyone you encounter that isn't me?" SCOLDING WIFE

"She started it."

[electricea]

@shoujoretro

"You did awesome!"

[aforgottenmercenary]

(shoujoretro)

"Pins" Wife is not strong but she tries anyway

Send "Pins" for your muse to pin mine against a wall in an attempt to stop them from leaving: ACCEPTING ALWAYS BESTIE! @shoujoretro

Even if she tries to pin him against the wall, it's like a feather pressing against steel....He still stopped regardless.

"Yes?"