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[hasgudagudadoneanythingwrong]

Hijikata have you heard of the pickle god? He rewards good acts with chilled pickles in whatever style people desire.

My eternal fury against pickles is too strong for the pickle god's influence here. I am now also being strongly recommended getting over my distaste for pickles.

[ultima-vertex]

Translation: don’t keep all of that inside!

Suddenly remembered this one billboard advertisement I saw the other day and it wouldn’t leave my mind until I put it down on paper so here it is.

Not too sure what to feel about my electricity supplier telling me to donate my kidneys.

[the-static-crew]

💫 Static Crew: Info

Things to know about our group:

Headcount of 3, though we get confused sometimes and mix each other up. 🌐 Pilot - host, near-constant filter 🧰 Copilot - regular co-fronter, hater 💛 Attendant - member, rare caretaker Collectively we can be referred to as Crew :)

We are an adult, though we do have a member that still regresses.

Also Asexual, for both of those reasons this is a clean blog 👍

We're not comfortable 'coming out' as a multiple yet, so this blog is our outlet :)

Trying to get to know each other better and stuff. It's a lot of hit-or-miss Lmaoo.

If you wanna talk to any of us just ask! Though we can't guarantee if that member will have the energy, one of us (likely the host) will try to get back to you ^u^

May occasionally refer to ourselves as 'ei/imself' to be a bit more inclusive :)

Really really gonna try to use this blog consistently !! Teamwork makes the dream work right lol

our Pronouns.cc !!

Fun facts:

what's an origins

We've been a collective for longer than we knew plurality was a thing! it's been a real comfort knowing this is something we can really just Be lol :)

Of course this list is subject to change!

[vampire-bite]

i just realized ive never made an intro post

[totalsmashmamal-blog]

whoops just realized i actually fell asleep out here