#shower thots

[cum-stained-tactical-femboy]

Mhm.

I need someone else's hand in my hair.

Bonus points if he's A. looking down on me B. kissing me.

[oleredacted]

Shower thoughts

Some peace of mind from all the 🫨buzz🐝, finally.

I find myself thinking about The Bear S2 E6 Fishes. I didn’t even realise, I’m so Donna when asked “Are you okay?” and she flips her fuckin lidddd. I’ve been stressing about why it drives me insane that my flatmate and friend of 20 years engages in small talk with me still. I don’t with any other friends… though there may be a… neurological reason behind this [I mean, isn’t there everything lol].

My brain shuts down when I’m asked how I am, if I’m okay, if I slept well, how my food is, or things that are fairly obvious. Like, I genuinely have nothing going on up there [as if that’s not the norm 💋]. They know that I don’t necessarily respond well. They also know I will, unprompted‼️, chat for HOURS about anything. Including how I am, etc. & yes, I’m aware why we use small talk, but as I said it’s not common with my good friends…

Funny though, a colleague mentioned just yesterday how she looks forward to my small talk answers cause I always have something interesting to say. They noted in Poland they don’t do small talk - when you ask how someone is, it’s meant earnestly.

Midway through typing this I happened upon someone else on Reddit who felt they were part Donna themself & that they saw too many similarities between her and themselves, and mentioned there is still time to fix that. Interesting! Not at all shocking I was distracted mid typing…

[ghostly-slut]

worker bees are female. Male bees are called drones and they’re basically used for sex and then they die. This means that basically all the bees in the bee movie are trans and probably gay too.

[blackthornwren]

When I die, I hope to be buried with all of my rare occult books so I can be like a gross forbidden treasure trove for magical practitioners.

Please feel free to take a bone or two as well, totally not cursed at all.

[env0]

/ It's all about the framing \

[t3acupz]

you know that scene where hannibal gets his blood drawn and that health insurance guy implies that hannibal might have hiv. it got me thinking about where hannibal fucks around with other men and it’s totally the pool where matthew tried crucifying him. he goes there after work. the place is super empty. he probably meets men there every once in a while to get his rocks off.

[barfboy6000]

paul is dead son or elvis is still alive daughter

[chicago-geniza]

listening to this miriam shor interview and

everyone on that damn set had a crush on rhea seehorn

i finally figured out what about rhea seehorn reminded me of [redacted] besides her dress sense and apparent generosity and it's the fact that people keep "falling in love with her" (their words) for, essentially, the quality of *collegiality*, which is an unusually professional virtue to evoke such a profound and near-unanimous affective response outside the realm of vocational awe.