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he/she/they A naked man fears no pickpocket

[ghostly-slut]

about me

hey cunt servers, I’m ghostly slut. I mainly shitpost, or post stuff about my hyperfixations, and some art

Oc bullshit:

characters for story one

premise of story one

please go check these out, and ask me about my ocs. If you do that I love you

I have a side Offical blog called @cishet-white-male-offical

THIS BLOG IS RUN BY A TEENAGER. DO NOT ASK ME FOR MONEY

Timezone: Australian eastern standard time (yes, Australians ride kangaroos to school)

Gender: wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy

sexuality: girl kisser

DNI: none. I couldn’t care less if a terf across the planet doesn’t like my posts. I will be sending screenshots of hateful comments to the council of faggots to laugh at though.

fav artists: mcr, baby bugs, Jasmin bean, tx2, ptv, slipknot, ajr, nirvana, korn, get scared, hole, Alice in chains, linkin park

fav animal: the angry, pathetic, screaming avocados known as desert rain frogs

fav series: bsd, one piece, junji Ito (but only the manga), arcane, Madoka magica, alien stage, Tbhk, and a lot of others!

fav games: hello charlotte, deltarune, undertale, omori, needy streamer overload, sally face, and mouthwashing

my irl friends: @the-scarlet-vixen @ajattari @the-noi-dessert-baker @crestedpigeons @imissbettiemytractor @gunshots4 go check them out

Discord: criminalin64countries

I also have adhd, anxiety/depression, sh issues, and have (mostly) recovered from anorexia. I’ll probably have some vent posts about these, so if you’re triggered/uncomfortable with it, either scroll past or just not interact.

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[ask-thevictim]

no one will know which

[damsel-understresss]

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

[rotting-in-red]

I

Am

On

Website

!!

[ghostly-slut]

you are on website!

[ghostly-slut]

just saw a tag that said "dykes aren't real". what the fuck do you think i am then.

[tsukiglitch]

COME GUYS DON'T MAKE HIM LOSE!!!

AGAIN FOLKS SAY IT LOUDER!!!

WE!!

LOVE!!

TV!!!

The fix version!

VOTE FOR MR ANT TENNA!!!

*Or he will be SLICED BY THE BLADE LIKE THE CAKE

*or he will be glooby

*u don't want him to be glooby right, guys? 🥺

lMAO I don't know what i am doing anymore

I'm just having fun at this point x]

Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

💬 3055  🔁 14762  ❤️ 20384 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 4 hours 25 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[antisouppp]

WE ALL LOVE TV ❤️📺

[tothechaos]

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[totheorder]

:)

[tothechaos]

[tothechaos]

Do Not Do This To Me

[catboybeebop]

[slicedcheesegremlin]

[tothechaos]

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

[rotary-supercollider]

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

[mysteryviolencesideblog3000]

Ok!

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

[terminusverge]

That car is not messed up enough. Here.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

[cantotallyeven]

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[absurdly-useful]

@identifying-horses-in-posts

[identifying-horses-in-posts]

Pretty horse!

[therainbowgorilla]

@i-say-ok

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[goosemoosse]

@cat-spotted

[cat-spotted]

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[kittybroker]

Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

[idontrateyourposts]

/200K

[free-post-store]

$0

[yronnia]

I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?

oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby

[nastasya--filippovna]

If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.

@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN

to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses

[probablyadhdapparently]

I’m turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure

Nuggts character maker!

This is a Picrew made by Nuggts @.nuggts on TikTok You can use this Picrew as a profile picture or in a video etc. with credits! Do

Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about

tags: @biscuits-lovely-corner @expresso4thedeppresso @funkingrn @aroacesigma @lastdivantruther @barracuda677 @pengumi12 @sulkystella @misschuchuw @someonebeatmetotheseusernames @blinksager @sav3yee @chuuyasboner @ur-local-remy-kinnie @urazayt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @gherkin-saute @vinylbiohazard @amioddlyart

tag all you moots this is not an option

also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)

[probablyadhdapparently]

So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

ON IT BESTIE!

[mystic-mae]

im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh and @probablyautism here u go luv

CMON FOLKS

DO IT

[mystic-mae]

here you are!!

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.

[falling-raine]

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.

[neil-gaiman]

It may still need help getting to 200,000.

Here's Aziraphale in disguise:

And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:

[badjokesbyjeff]

@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:

A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.

At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.

Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.

The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.

Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.

He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.

Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.

His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.

The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.

His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.

They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.

“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”

The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.

The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.

“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.

Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.

[violet-the-red-panda-deactivate]

JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL

[forlayina]

@writing-prompt-s

[writing-prompt-s]

Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.

[shaevilux]

Chaos Course Set Meal

Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos

Foreword:

As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.

Course One

Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris

10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.

Ingredients (serves four people):

1 teaspoon of saffron

300g carnaroli rice

50g extra virgin olive oil

20g butter

5g shallots

1l vegetable broth

parsley (to taste)

100g porcini mushrooms

80g portobello mushrooms

100g brown mushrooms

5g truffle oil

5g lemon peel and lemon juice

30g parmesan cheese

thyme (a dash)

5g garlic

A pinch of salt and pepper

The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.

Method:

In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast

Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.

In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.

Presentation:

At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.

The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.

[badjokesbyjeff]

@one-time-i-dreamt @i-am-a-fish @pukicho

[i-am-a-fish]

hi jeff (:

[writing-prompt-s]

I just texted @one-time-i-dreamt

[dominyk9]

i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I have been summoned many, many times

[whoviankendokaqueenbeewithbooks]

This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!

[notmikesblog]

The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.

[totally-cis-offical]

Time for the officalverse

@satan-offical @trans-official @sometimes-cis-offical @tiresias-offical @jeff-offical @spotify-offical @beehive-offical @sleep-offical

And any others

[nonsense-offical]

This is interesting. Hey, family check this out!!1!

@the-void-offical @shadow-dimension-offical @nothing-offical @nonexistent-offical @nowhere-offical @no-one-offical @deactived-offical @child-offical @never-offical @the-listener-offical @the-yapper-offical

[nonexistent-offical]

oh? what is this?

I summon the friends: @ferg-offical @immortal-snail-offical

[no-one-offical]

I bless all of thee with this legendary post so it may circulate once more and curse OP in the long term

[dakota-offical-deactivated20260]

holy fuck this took so long to read you know what ima add people

@nico-di-angelo-offical @annabethy-wisegirl6-official @luke-castellan-offical @octavian-offical @leo-valdez-offical @number1greekhater @the-haven-au @jasongracesglasses

@polluxandcastor-offical @percy-jackson-offical

please reblog this and read it I laughed my ass of of what ever the fuck I saw and needed to share

[temu-offical]

omg its reached the officals

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

IM HELPING!!! HERES PICTURES OF ME IN A PROPELLER HAT WITH A LOLLIPOP!!!!

I LOOK SO SILLY IN THESE, PLEASE INTERACT SO THEY HAVE TO EAT THESE PICTURES TOO!!! [I'm going to at some point make the above recipe and eat it, but probably when I'm back home, which won't be for a few centuries.]

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

IT DELETED HALF OF MY TAGS!!!!

LOOK!!!!!

[stupid-offical]

BRO.... (gn)

That's a lot of tags.

Also is that flying tiger?

Oh it is? I can see the sign

Can't tell the country tho too blurry of a photo /hj /silly

[fallen-ozark]

I’m joining in :D

I shall summon my irl friends for this one

Reblog this hoes

@1tz-j0zt-st4r-n-plut0 @epikperzon @lennonswritingcorner13

[stupid-offical]

wait I probably should of @ ed people lol

No pressure to do anything lol

(this is @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit btw)

@deadlyniteshade-29 @spooklia @beigetiger @eb-or-echo @storm-is-wandering @deedeethedevil @phasmid28 @carsycat22 @i-know-too-many-greek-myths @lovestringx @pizza-cake-house @phoenixflamz-78 @notquitehuman51623 @silly-billytillymilly @masterpage221 @sweetcandicorn @eddie-the-rockstar @lightsabersandbluecookies @captain0fcrows @holymolyitssam @confusedfroggirl @gaster-wd @gravykins @randomguy0ntumbir @akagicyrusl0vr96 @godzillas-official @bellabookworm @ch1mmy-error @endlesswatcher @wearecurrentlybankrupt @gia-olir @dabadoowop @perfection-official @n16htshade @mossandfiresmokes @dreamless-cosmos @yourlocalavian @froggygoblingirl @moss-the-goober-offical @rusty-spooooooooon @evyyy77 @the-local-pineapple @shaneyyy-thesilly @lunathetunaaa @axilotlbucket @no-man-may-have-my-soul

[trianglefactory]

its already at 200k calm down you beasts

[pipis-official]

Can We Hit: 300K?

[purgatory-offical]

Yes. Yes we fucking can.

@beansandsausages32 @definiitely-not-ao3-offical @smol-gremlin-child-offical @killer-offical you all have more reach than me.

[fancysheepnacho]

is 400k possible?

[minervakarsh]

Has the Undertale fandom seen this I think it’s very important that the Undertale fandom sees this

[ilikegreedraw]

blonde dazai angelzai osamu

[allbollocks-deactivated20220819]

reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

[bentondrowned]

If you can’t reblog this unfollow me.

[veemopusvulgaris]

excuse me WHAT OCS NOW

[longliveninokuni]

Nazi what now?

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

yall are so fuckin nasty. this alt right shit yall been on this year NEEDS TO STOP.

[dreamydeathiscomingforya]

Yo what the fuck 

[ghostly-slut]

so I’m writing a report on my work experience thing and felt the need to poorly illustrate a specific scene that happened

I volunteered to help organise the prosthetics/orthotics area cause it needed to be done. Bad idea. I sat there on the ground almost in tears for a solid ten minutes before someone helped me get it done lmao.

[vibrant-the-artist]

Tumblr deal with your BOTS PLEASE

Reblog to crunch a bot down to nothing.

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[island-delver-go]

It’s September

[chucktheprophet-deactivated2020]

[spiicemilf]

it’s my jaronouns!

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

From now on if scammers, bots or adult content ads dm me im sending you photos of a horribly mutated foot with exposed bones and muscles.

This is not a joke. I can have and will.

[rickofawesome]

What if that scammer is into that 🤔

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Its really bad. Ill put it below the cut

WARNING REALLY GROSS, MISSING FLESH AND EXPOSED BONE BELOW CUT

Im being serious its really gross

[ghostly-slut]

Point still stands. What if the scammer is into that

[alchemy-and-royalty]

@melancholic-whimsy once mentioned that suicide was the only true act of free will since it went against our nature as animals, and I think about that daily

[ghostly-slut]