Guy 1: Oh hold on, let me just call the WAHHH-mbulance for you.
Guy 2: Ok, I'll call the Bloodmobile so they can mop you up when I'm done with you!
Guy 1: Well alright, then I'll call Meals on Wheels to find out if they can puree a steak and some green beans so you can still get food when I bust your jaw shut.
Guy 2: I'll send a line to the fire station so they can come put out the fire in my loins for you.









